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F.A.R.T. The Movie (1991)
The finest film ever made
I wept for joy when I first saw this, and after 300 viewings, I still tear up with pure bliss each time the magical toots begin to flow. Such sweet sounds and if you supply your own odors, the experience is spiritually uplifting. I praise all that be, that such a movie could be made. I have prayed for a sequel, no, I have devoted my life to making one. I sold my wife and children into slavery to hire back the original cast for a reunion fart festival. But they were all dead, leaving me to fart by myself in the closet with the door shut. That wasn't half bad. Thank for reading this and please watch this movie often while you are on the toilet, so it isn't forgotten. Oh, sweet baby Jesus, please remake this worthy film! Rebooting the franchise is our only hope for salvation!