I get more enjoyment out of watching bad movies then good movies, and this film is my favorite of all. I read another review which said the best part was the naked hitchhiker in the shower...wrong! Her best scene came when she was, well, naked, but when she drowned guys in water, which made them bleed...that's gold! There are tons of scenes like that. Whether it be a James Doohan look alike turning into Hitler, or his wife, who I presume to be Eva Braun being a Werewolf this movie has it all! Add in 4 guys who look like a mustached Jerry Flynn pretending to be a robot who is pretending to have rigor mortis and you get a classic piece of American cinema!
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Death Ring
(1992 Video)
It's "Don" and Billy Dragon owns
30 December 2006
I consider this to be one of my favorite movies, for the mere fact that it's so incredibly bad. It's not enough that the action is lame, or the plot so ridiculous. It's the fact that Don Swayze wouldn't need guns to kill an army of highly trained assassins, duh, he'd use his powerful acting abilities! Like in 'Trapper County War', he sniffed girls hair and threatened to kill them, that to me portrays a dangerous individual..so cerebral... Anyways, speaking of 'The Don', when I first watched this I was waiting for Don to come into the movie, and when the hero falls into the cave I said "Wouldn't it be cool if Don Swayze lived in the cave?". You know, just one of those stupid comments you make when you watch stupid movies. Low and behold however he did!! He'd been living there for something like 3 months off of rats and berries...ugh. Not even Billy Drago could save this movie, that says a lot. Buy it only if you love watching crap...like me.
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