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1/10
Overcrowded slasher soap opera
16 October 2021
Awful. Horrible. Distasteful. An insult to the saga. It reaches levels of Halloween Resurrection. Gore and good production values are not enough to qualify this a good film.

Overcrowded. Too many kills. Too of many things. Excess. The original was pretty simple, basic scares, subtle, that was the philosophy of this saga, even with the worse (Resurrection, H20, 5...). The subplot (hospital) was just childish and ridiculous. Soap opera slasher.
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Je Suis Karl (2021)
1/10
Je Suis Winston Smith
24 September 2021
I'm really not sure what show those who've written these gleaming reviews watched. Or perhaps they're actually network shills, which makes quite a bit more sense.

So painful to watch. Bad story, obviously written by a sensitive millennial. Zero chemical between the main characters. Bad music, bad dance, ridiculous.

Literally so many things wrong with this movie it would take an essay.

Cannot rate it lower.
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Candyman (2021)
1/10
It feels a Netflix movie
30 August 2021
Pretty awful script, score pretty forgettable. Some good cinematography though.

It doesn't worth spending your dollars on this. Painful to watch and very boring.
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