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The Fearway (2023)

Simply Unwatchable

[1/10 · 5 April 2023]

But I watched it anyway and I will regret it for the rest of my life. The dialogue is stilted. There is no chemistry between the stars. There's no claustrophobic effect. They drive around in circles bickering about what to do and when to get married. There were miscellaneous, unrelated characters hanging out in a diner, one of whom was evidently fed to the devil, more than once. The end of the movie tries to roll out the clichés about free will but you can't tell if they live or die. I paid five dollars to watch this movie while I recovered from knee surgery. I'd rather have my other knee operated on than to watch this again.

Homewrecker (I) (2019)

This movie made me lose my religion

[1/10 · 17 July 2021]

There's something here for everyone. 80's workout wear. Waterboarding in a tub with pink bath-bomb water. Cutting out a tongue. Women who cannot throw a single punch. Perky music. Repetition for the OCD viewers.

I am permanently giving up movies. I am damaged from watching this. Don't let it happen to you.