kskmah Reviews

The Coffee Table (2022)

This is not a comedy or even a dark comedy

[6/10 · 20 May 2024]

There is absolutely nothing funny about this movie. There is no dark humour. If you find anything funny about this movie, you are probably a psychopath. Great acting from all, but the wife is such a nag. I wonder why so many people get divorces. This movie will really disturb parents of a new born for sure. Even parents with kids will be disturbed and shocked. I'm not sure a father would try to hid the dead baby. I'm not sure how you would think you would get away with anything. I would of probably thought of killing myself too. I don't think anyone could live with killing their own baby. A really tragic movie and definitely not a comedy or dark comedy.

Code 8: Part II (2024)

Just Dumb

[3/10 · 4 March 2024]

Story is corrupt cops with corrupt robot dogs and some people with super powers. Overall this was a very dumb movie with a lot of dumb characters and dumb things they did. One brother went to jail for his other brother. They never talked when the brother was in jail because he hated the other brother. So he gets out and the other brother somehow knows this and tries to talk to him? Of course the jail brother wants nothing to do with the bad brother. They get the robot dogs head with evidence against the bad cops. The bad brother tries to make a deal with the bad cop but the bad cops stabs him and said no? Then just release the video to the world to see. And when the cops were raiding the tower, they all just stood there waiting for the cops instead of running away? How did the cops know which exact room they were in? Also when in the bad cops home with his wife, the bad cop tried to stab the bad brother? How would of he explained that to his wife? LOL. And finally in the end, they released the video of the bad cop doing bad things? Why didn't they do that first and save a lot of trouble? Bad brother lying in the street stabbed. Girl shot lying in the street, but not one medic coming. The good brother carriing a girl and the police points their guns at them to get down? Very dumb movie.

Eye for an Eye (2022)

Pretty good but...

[7/10 · 31 January 2024]

How does a blind man hunt bounty when he doesn't know what the bad guys look like? LOL. The fight scenes are pretty good. I really liked how he broke the eneimies or killed them. The acting is good and the storyline is ok. As one woman said to the blind man, there is a lot of unjust things and he can't undo them all. So why help this one woman? The fight scene where the takes out his sword was great. But if you are the bad guys and you see him slice and dice through a few guys already, why would you still try to attack him? You think you are better then the guys he just killed? I don't think so. I would be running away as fast as possible.

Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)

Average at best

[5/10 · 25 December 2023]

This movie first of all makes no sense. This is the future with super advanced ships and robots with AI, but the evil empire needs to raid a small village that grows food. LOL. I guess the evil empire can't grow or make there own food? Isn't this the future? Can't they get the robots to grow or make the food? Why do you need a small village. And the evil guy said he wants all their food which means the village people would die. Why the hell wouldn't you fight back, especially after the evil guy killed your leader. If I'm going to die, I'm sure going to take out that evil guy first. And the space travel and building space ships would cost more than whatever food that village could provide. Makes no sense. Also you are going to get a group of 5 or so people to fight an evil empire? LMAO. And finally they get the dead body of the evil guy and sends him to the evil leader?

WTF? Then the evil leader says if you fail me you will get punished or whatever? Umm, he already failed. OMG. So stupid. Then they ressurect the evil guy? And they don't explain how. Good visuals, ok acting, stupid storyline.

Don't Look Away (I) (2023)

Stupid but OK

[3/10 · 10 October 2023]

Stupid but OK for what it is. A low budget horror. This movie didn't make sense at all. It's such a deadly thing, but put it in a wooden box that anyone can open? And in the end, anyone can break it? That was not the only stupid things. So you see the.mannequin and then it's suppose to kill you? So when the people saw it and it was chasing them, why did it stop? And not one of them decided to record this thing or take pictures? Lol. Then they were all in the room and saw it, but then the boyfriend comes in and he said his girlfiriend is crazy, and no one said we all saw it? And one of the guys said it was a hallucination? Are you a freaking idiot. And then again the mannequin just stops because the boyfriend came in the room? Lol.

Natty Knocks (2023)

Not Good

[2/10 · 23 September 2023]

When the movie has to lie and say Starring horror legends Bill Moseley, Danielle Harris, and Robert Englund, you know it's going to be pretty bad. Yes, Bill was the killer, but Danielle was not a main character and Robert had like 5 mins of screen time. LOL. The kids were not good actors and the story was really stupid. The kids were really stupid but I guess that's why they are kids? I guess they don't have cell phones to record things anymore. Why didn't the killer kill the indian man? He just beat him up and pushed him off the porch? And then the kid said he thought he was dead? Why and how would he think this since he ran away. Then the ending was really stupid and bad and really made no sense.

Retribution (I) (2023)

Are You Kidding Me?

[2/10 · 16 September 2023]

Ok, Liam Neeson is desperate for a paycheck now a days? The acting and action was fine but the story line is a joke. I guess it's not easier to kidnap the kids or wife and then ask Liam for his password? Who comes up with these stupid stories and better yet who actually decides, yeah it would make a good movie. So a high CEO or whatever looks on the dark web to find how to make a bomb, but not only that, but to have it installed in cars. Again I guess it's not eaiser just kidnap the family? And then the cops doesn't believe Liam? He's going to kill people with his kids? And then in the end the bad guy reveals himself? Why? And he said he'll blow them both up? Yeah right. And then Liam drives off and happenes to crash sideways right over water? Are you kidding me?

Talk to Me (I) (2022)

Really dumb people

[5/10 · 16 September 2023]

The movie was ok. Acting was fine. But holy hell, the story was beyond stupid. You see dead people and you actually let them in you? Yup nothing can go wrong. Are people really that stupid? It made the movie very irritating to watch. And what does it matter if you are under 18. Theres rules to this hand? The kid starts banging his head and no one tried to pull the hand away? Why only one girl seeing things. They did this many times. REally stupid things. And then the stupid girl does it by herself? She just saw what happened to the other kid and she does it again? Holy hell. Stupid people. Stupid movie.

The Boogeyman (I) (2023)

NOPE

[2/10 · 2 September 2023]

Why the hell is this called The Boogeyman? It's not a man, it's a monster. That just tells you how stupid this movie is. You think you see a monster, but you don't set up cameras to record it since no one believes you? How many tragedies are there? So there is a Boogeyman that attacks all those people? Really stupid storyline. How did the guy hang himself without something to lift him up? Instead of getting help, the wife tries to kill it by herself? Really stupid. It's afraid of light but no one thought of using a flashlight. Even the phones all have flashlights. And then they kill it by fire. Really stupid.

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023)

WTF

[1/10 · 25 June 2023]

Why is Bay still around this franchise? They didn't learn from the past movies. This movie was hurting so bad. Yes some good action but that's it. Let's see, destroy the key and you lose the way home or let Unicron have it so he can eat millions of worlds? Hard decision? For idiots. Why the hell was this called rise of the beast? They didn't rise or were in less than half the movie. The regular transformers were still the main characters. Also the beasts never transformed. LOL. Isn't this transformers? Aslo Scourage killed the ape easily in the beginning and beat Prime eaisly in their first fight but the last fight, Prime killed him pretty easily? WTF? They just threw in the Beasts for no reason. It was Autobots vs Unicon and his bad guys. Really stupid movie.

Hypnotic (2023)

ARE YOU FK SERIOUS?

[2/10 · 2 June 2023]

One of, if not the the stupidest. Irritating movies ever made. Nothing made sense from the beginning to the end. Why would you do the exact same concept 13 times since it didn't work 12 other times? Why would do magic crap during those concepts to make the concept weird? Why was the wife bad, but in the end turns good? How do you control people and make the do what you want by saying it's hot? Don't you need to give them instructions? Like the bank lady can close up, go to the back, steal something, go into the armor truck, drive off and crash all by someone saying it's mid afternoon? LOL. Stupidest crap ever. Then they wanted to keep the littler girl which the movies clearly shows they had while testing her, but somehow they released her to her parents which made no sense. And the ending was as just as stupid. Ben's parents just murdered 50 people and they said they need the girl to get stronger to defeat the bad guys? And the main bad guy turned into the father but how did Ben and the girl not know this, especially the girl with the super powers.

Scream VI (2023)

NOPE

[2/10 · 30 April 2023]

What a stupid movie. Next will be the cousins or some relatives as the ghostface killers. Knowing you are hunted, why wouldn't you get like maybe a gun? They go face the killer without any weapons. I like how ghostface just got into Gales apartment? I guess you don't lock the door when there is a killer loose. And how did ghostface get into the room to kill Quinn? And the guy next door just calls and doesn't text the killer is in the apartment? Why are all the family members crazy killers? Dewey told all the rules which no one every listen too. Boyfriend, past, friends could be the killers. Also she knew her boyfriend for 6 months but never met the family or at least the brother or sister? Just stupid.

John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)

NOPE

[1/10 · 26 April 2023]

Who needs a 2hr and 40 min action movie? No one. Yes the action was good, but repeats so many times that it becomes so boring. How can hundreds of assassins not kill one man? Answer, not possible, only in this movie and series. How many times could the dog man have killed Wick? Many. So no other assassin could? Why would the table head get Caine to kill Wick when he knows he won't. You can challenge the head to a duel as a rule, but they only assigned a head for the first time ever in this movie? WTF? And then the head can select a replacement? And he selects a blind man. All Wick had to do was to stand on the side or drop down and he wouldn't get shot. I think everyone knew Wick didn't shoot in the last round, except for the stupid head bad guy. This is not an action movie, it's a fantasy.

The Park (2023)

Read the negative reviews, they are true

[1/10 · 19 March 2023]

I wish I read the reviews before I watched this. Who wants to watch a movie with stupid kids constantly doing stupid things and swearing. I know I don't. If you have kids, you know that they wouldn't and couldn't survive without adults. Even most teens couldn't and wouldn't survive. And I'm not even talking during an apocalypse. LOL. These stupid kids actually survived somehow while in the forest or where ever they were? They had no food or water but survived for a while? Not only it was pretty bad acting, the main girl and boy were irritating and the park girl was even more irritating. The girl tried to kill you lie to you and you still help her? And why would you want a park? It has no food or water. Stupid. The movie was just too stupid.

The Devil Conspiracy (2022)

What did I just watch?

[5/10 · 5 March 2023]

What did I just watch? This is a well made movie with good special effects, gore and scenery. It looks like a decent budget movie. The acting was fine to good. The action and gore was good. BUT boy, did it not make much sense. Why would god banish lucifer to hell but let him still have power? And why would god send more to hell to help lucifer create an army? And there was one guard guarding the shroud? Lol. Why did they need that woman to give birth to jesus? Any woman would do as they did with the other dna's. How did drinking the chemical not kill her and the baby? Hoe did the old evil lady kick open the door when 2 men couldn't? She has super strength? Then the mother pushes her over to get to her baby like she was an old woman. How did the demon kill all those people with just the weapon he had near the end. There were like 50 people and not one of them could run away? Lol. The whole place blew up but the evil lady survied? The movie was entertaining but a real mess.

Knock at the Cabin (2023)

Okay movie but stupid

[5/10 · 24 February 2023]

Okay movie but stupid. Good acting, but weak story. 4 people go to a cabin and tell the people inside that they have to sacrifice one of them to save the world. Why the hell would that save the world? Why did the 4 people have to kill each other? They didn't explain that. Then one of the news story was old and another was pre recorded? What was the purpose of this because the last news story was live. Also planes even without power doesn't just fall out of the sky. You would think that someone would of fact checked this? And when they locked Lenard in the bathroom, they thought he left through the tiny window? You knew he had to be in the shower. And why did they change the ending from the book. It would of been better to not know if they saved the world or not.

Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines (2022)

Fan Film?

[8/10 · 29 January 2023]

How the hell is this a fan film? Not only it's a full length film, it's pretty damn good. Story is typical, Jason killing people. The production was very good, acting was good and the gore was very good. Not much more to ask for. Except maybe some nudity? LOL. It's really sad how this can be made. An actually pretty good horror movie and then the actual remakes are pretty bad. It's not perfect but way better than the recent reboots. Please, for the big movie companies, hire these guys and make a new good Friday the 13th movie. These guys know how to. I'm sure their budget was also very small. Save money and make money.

Violent Night (2022)

Best Xmas Movie Ever...

[7/10 · 24 December 2022]

Best Xmas Movie Ever, almost. Lol. I didn't expect this would be such a entertaining movie. Lots of action and extreme violence. There is good humor and acting. Story is kind of stupid but still over all a pretty good movie. It didn't really explain how the bad guy knew all about the family and vault. No way he could of contacted the kill squad because they are covert. Also how did the father know how to open the vault to steal the money? I'm sure the mother didn't tell him that. And how did he steal all that money when the house was full of security guards and cameras? I didn't believe in Santa, but after this movie I sure do.

Alien Abduction: Answers (2022)

Well Made But...

[6/10 · 3 December 2022]

It's very convincing, but most of the incidents sounds like dreams. Some have physical proof so that is ok but not really enough to prove aliens. The questions are why are these advanced aliens even bothering abduction humans and animals. And constantly doing it? Pick up a book or watch a video and you have everything you want to know about the human or animal body. Also about the aliens visiting kids and telling them the message of not harming the world and each other? So if aliens came and told me this, I would spend my rest of my life to hella make sure to do this or to continue their messages. But guess what? Not one of those kids ever did that? I would of started a club or group and only dedicate ourselves for this cause.

Black Adam (2022)

If you deserve to die, you will die

[7/10 · 11 November 2022]

That should be Black Adam's catch phrase. I can't believe this movie was only pg-13 with all the deaths. Yes it wasn't really shown but some were. It's good to have a super being actually ending bad guys. Black Adam said it himself why let them live when they will harm or kill more people. Really good action and acting but the story was a little weak. I really don't like how anyone can become Shazamm. I thought you have to be worthy. And stop killing characters and in stupid ways. Dr. Fate has so many powers and knew how he would die and could of easily avoided it. He just stood in front of the bad guy and let him punch him. And a punch can kill him? Pretty weak. Also they need to really detect the threat level. Cyclone, big guy, Haswkman and Dr. Fate is all you send to fight Black Adam? Hawkman and Fate maybe, but not the other 2. They should of sent Superman in the first place. But since one of Superman's weakness is magic, he wouldn't stand a chance against Black Adam.

On the Line (II) (2022)

Stupid Movie

[2/10 · 7 November 2022]

First I would of hanged up on him. Any threating or violence or crazy person would be cut off or not still be allowed on air. You know by now he's crazy, so why even talk to him more? You can't trust him because he's a liar. He can see where you are walking? He had a sign in the room? OMG. Really stupid. The bad guy knows where they are going? Also the bad guy planned this very well and Elvis thinks he would just be in the camera room? The bad guy kills random people so you can't trust him. The bad guy ultimately wants to listen and play with him so don't. When to cop came to the door, he had no idea what was going on? They already called the cops so they should all know what was happening. Stupid. And Elvis and the other guy didn't say there is a bomb on the door? And the twist ending was stupid and the 2nd twist ending was worst. You can fall down a flight of stairs and fake not getting hurt? Good acting, but dumb movie.

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)

Just Expected From Weird Al

[7/10 · 7 November 2022]

Radcliffe was great and so was Wood. Of course Al couldn't even be serious for his bio. It's not really is bio so I don't know why it was categorized as one. Too bad, because I would of really liked to know his real story. Haha. But this movie was still really good. Great songs, good acting and pretty funny. I really like how he wrote Eat it before Beat it. I liked how the mom got fat. So the only thing was that I was really expecting a bio but it turned out to be just a good comedy. I really also would like to know what was made at the father's factory. What was fake and what was real didn't ruin the movie, but one day we should get a real bio of Weird Al.

Run Sweetheart Run (2020)

Very Confusing Movie

[1/10 · 29 October 2022]

Very Confusing Movie. What the hell was the bad guy? Demon, nope. Vampire, nope. So what? Demons and vampires can't go in church. Vampires can't take holy water. BUT sun light can kill or hurt him? WTF? You can't have some weaknesses and not have all of them. That is just stupid. Why did the bad guy play with his victim? Why did he let her run from his house? He killed 6 people with guns and knives but this one woman escaped him like 5 times. LOL. He can turn invisible? WTF? This movie really got stupid. The best part is this bad guy is afraid of dogs? Why the hell is he scared of dogs? Makes no sense whatsoever.

Terrifier 2 (2022)

Over the top gore

[6/10 · 23 October 2022]

One of the most goriest films ever and I watched Cannibal Holocaust. Not only it was over the top gory, it was super disturbing for example how Art was playing with one of his victims and the reaction of the mother. Art killed her in the of the most horrific way I ever seen. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, it got worse. But the movie was way too long and a lot of boring and unnecessary scenes. A couple of really bad things was the little clown girl. Right in the beginning the movie tells you she is not real. But later in the movie both the final girl and brother sees her and in the end she takes Art's head away. I didn't get that. And the final girl getting powers or whatever was stupid. Also the ending after the credits was just stupid. The surviving victim gives birth to Art's head? WTF? And the nurse said that she was ok to deal with? She attacked and ripped off the face of the reporter. There is blood everywhere and the nurse just opens the door? And I was wondering where the hell was Chris Jericho? Thank god I watched after the credits. Not much of a story here, good acting, and over the top gore.

Halloween Ends (2022)

NOPE

[1/10 · 15 October 2022]

Halloween III is 10 stars compared to this movie and it had nothing to do with Michael Myers. Curtis and Carpenter should be ashamed of themselves. Actually anyone involved with this should be. Story was so weak. The beginning was totally stupid and not related to Halloween at all. I know they were trying to make a new Shape or pass on the Shape but boy did they miss the mark. The Shape is pure evil, born evil, not created. I never knew Michael has vision powers to see the history of a person. LOL. The love affair was so unrealistic and irritating. Curtis just brings Corey to her granddaughter and they hit it off right away? Then Curtis sees evil in Corey's eyes? WTF? The bullies was stupid. You bully a guy who supposed to of killed a kid? Corey is stronger than Michael? LOL. Corey stabs himself and Curtis grabs the knife out of his neck? For what purpose? Just leave the knife. Why did Curtis want Corey to kill her? There is no reason for this. Corey can survive 2 gun shots in the chest and a fall down a floor and a stab in neck? LOL. The granddaughter is mad at her for killing Corey? He's dressed like Michael and in your grandmother's house. She knew he killed people too. Best parts of the movie is before it began and when she mentioned the shape in her writing and the end credits with the theme song playing. Like the hundreds of other fans, very disappointed. Listen to all the negative reviews on this one, they are all right.