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Spaceman (2024)
Visually impressive but painful to get through
I've seen a few people compare this movie to project hail Mary the book and they are absolutely nothing alike apart from both having similar aliens.
This movie was like listening to somebody tell you about their dream that had no clear story outline. It might be called spaceman but it's not a science fiction. It's a depressing romance regret story. I had no problems with the acting and performance of the actors in this story even though they were Americans playing Russians.
This movie is a two-hour downer. There is not one upbeat seen in the entire movie.
If you want to feel depressed, watch this movie now. If you don't walk away out of boredom due to how slow paced, this entire story is you will feel truly depressed by the end. This movie could tell exactly the same story in 15 to 20 minutes.
Beauty (2022)
A story that goes nowhere.
One of the most frustrating movies I've seen it had so much potential it's about a singer and you'll never hear them sing the movie hints at controversy and never follows through. This movie could have worked if it was a true story with real names. As is it's just frustrating and slow. All the actors did an absolutely amazing job and I cannot fault any of their performances just as the movie ended I was settling in for the second half of the movie I was completely shocked when I saw credits rolling. Throughout the movie you get hint of the future with her recording music and I'm sure I'm not the only one who was waiting for the big reveal or traumatic ending explaining why we never found out who beauty was or why we have not heard there voice singing. If you want to be frustrated watch this movie. With the talent in this film it could have been so much more the directors and producers truly let the cast down.
Ronny Chieng: Speakeasy (2022)
Time vortex of boredom
In the last 30 minutes I've checked 3 times too see how long it's got to go.. he spent the last 20 minutes insulting the intelligence of anybody who may give him a negative review which is exactly why I'm here. I gave him two stars because it's roughly how many chuckles I got your entire show.. he spent ages setting up jokes repeating himself and more than once forgot to add in the punchline at the end. A good editor could cut this show into a 2 minute entertaining YouTube video. If you watch a trailer you're guaranteed to see every funny part in the show..
Moon Knight (2022)
Surprising entertaining and unique
Going into this show I didn't know alot about the character. This first episode does not have a dull moment in it it's very well thought-out and acted. It's quirky and just entertaining. Truly interested the see where this character goes not looking up any further information as I want to discover it as it goes along.!