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Madame Web (2024)
Madam boring and 3 whining idiots
If I could write boring 600 times on this review it would be more entertaining than this movie. "Who are you, what is going on?" Not just a quote from the movie but what I was thinking for the first 50 minutes. When Cassie leaves the three girls in the woods I was hoping for a horror movie. None of these characters are likable, interesting, or intelligent. So glad Cassie went to her apartment to read a book out loud. Yawn, did the director ever watch a movie. This is the biggest piece of poop since the Marvels. The diner scene " Let's sit at the bar", how about "let's sit at the counter." I don't think the director has ever eaten at an actual restaurant. This movie is bad. I don't even know the 3 girl's name, oh wait Cassie doesn't either. What restaurant lets people dance on the table. This movie is so unrealistic and ridiculous, bad acting, bad directing, bad action. Cassie kidnapped 3 minors, steals a taxicab, and drives through a restaurant. Then she takes 3 minors to a shady hotel, creepy. They are all orphans no surprise there, who would want to adopt any of these morons. These 3 morons are being taught CPR, they should try acting classes. I don't know why "the bad guy is chasing" the girls and it's 1:17 minutes in. Save two hours and don't watch this garbage. Oh boy she can see 5 minutes before anything happens, that power is horrible, not strong not fast, can't fight. Miss Cleo, a spokeswoman for a psychic pay-per-call-minute service called Psychic Readers Network, in a series of television commercials that aired from 1997 to 2003 would be better.
Leave the World Behind (2023)
Why are they still alive
Don't waste 2 hours of your time. None of these characters are likable. The movie has no character development. Myha'la Aka Ruth is the worst actress in this whole movie. I wanted her character to die in the beginning. She'll thinks she knows everything and is the smartest person in the room. At one point I wanted Julia Roberts to smack the crap out of her. Ruth is a pity party in her own little world. I did not care about any of these people. Hollywood again preaching the same crap to us. Get off your high horse and right a decent story. I was hoping they would all just die in the end. This movie is bad. At one point I was rooting for the deer. Rose"s biggest concern is the show "Friends". All I can say is ugh.
Countdown (2019)
Countdown to predicting
I thought this would be a modern twist on horror movies. Wrong. There is an app that can tell you when you are going to die. This is very predictable. The hospital that has asbestos in an old wing would not have just yellow tape across the door. This would have plastic up and locked off so no would enter. Worst hospital ever. The scariest part about this movie is the phone store clerk Derek (Tom Segura).. He treats his customers like poor peonies. How is the phone store still in business. Then there is the sexual harassment from a Dr When they are in front of Human Resources and Quinn gets up and leaves in the middle. Guess she's out of a job. Anyway the foreshadowing is so predictable I don't think the director knows the meaning. At one point they are racing down the street to the priest house and all 3 off them are in a countdown to die. I wouldn't be driving that fast. As they are standing in the circle, these idiots break the circle. Matt is killed by a truck and smashed into a tree. Quinn rushes her sister to the hospital for a small cut in her abdomen. The guy driving the truck is still an alive , but who cares about him. As the circle seemed to be working these idiots decide not to re-enter the circle. They go to the hospital to have her sister looked at by the sexually harassing DR. At this time Quinn is trying to kill the Dr to break the "curse". She fights the Dr and the Dr fights back and escapes Quinn gets this idea to take her own life to break the curse. If she dies before the countdown ends then the curse is broken. Quinn takes a syringe of adrenaline to kill her self and then has Narcan written on her arm and a target on her arm where to inject it. Of course it works. The "curse " is broken and the demon is gone, but wait she gets an update on her phone the there is a "Countdown 2.0 version. Roll credits.....then Derek (Sequra) is on a date with a woman and she goes to the bathroom the lights go out and he screams. Roll credits again. Dumb, dumb, dumb🎶🎶🎶
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Entertaining
Great visual effects. Good family movie. Chris Pratt is really good.
Bigfoot Family (2020)
AOC approved
Don't show this to AOC she will believe it's a true story