This was the episode that started AUL's downfall, Mr. Cheese has become significantly more unlikeable here, now lossing his inoucent but fierce charm that made him a good character in the first place. This was also when Captain's braincells started depleating, and that STUPID "Player is my best friend uwu" joke. That joke is not only not funny at all, but also makes Captian look very clingy to Player. Speaking of player, the way he losses here is very dumb and contrived, he doesen't loose becuase of his skill, like in the other episodes, but instead Mr. Cheese makes Captian ask Player what his name is (Which is a stupid joke becuase why tf would Player not know Captains name) and becuase Captain is now a moron he ejects Player for not guessing his name right. This episode really started The series' downfall imo, easily one of the worst in the series.
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Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time
(2013 Video Game)
It's an okay seqeul
1 January 2022
The gameplay is basically the same as the first game with some new stuff like victory requirements where you have to do stuff like protect plants or produce X amount of sun which are really fun. And the game provides lots of new situations that make the game feel less monotonous to play. There are also boss fights in the game which was something PvZ 1 was sorely lacking, and despite most of them being copy-pasted from each other, they are pretty fun. So in theory this should be a 10/10 game right? Well no. My main problem with the game is the constant difficulty spikes in the adventure mode. Worlds 1 to 4 are pretty good and are really fun worlds, worlds 5-6 were mildly frustrating but still passable. But worlds 7 to 11 are just downright unfair, this is the point in the game where it goes from mildly frustrating to unfun and p2w. The difficulty in these worlds is so hard to the point where you have to either grind, use power-ups or buy premium plants that are overpowered as hell. That is another problem with this game, the leveling system. OH MY GOD, I HATE THE LEVELING SYSTEM, the leveling system is just there because MONEY!!!!! It makes plants stupidly overpowered and the game becomes significantly easier because of it. Plant food is implemented well but I feel it could have been nerfed a bit more but it's fine, power-ups on the hand.......well what can I say, they all feel out of place and are practically a requirement in order to beat the later levels in the game. Despite all of this, PvZ 2 is a fine game, if you ignore all the microtransactions and awful leveling system then you could have a good time.
Angry Birds Slingshot Stories
(2020– )
The deffinition of uninspired
1 January 2022
I used to absolutley LOVE the previouse AB tv series, but recently they have been becoming more and more low budget, uninspired and boring, and slingshot stories is the best example of this. The animation is VERY low quallity, and It looks like they straight up did'nt EVEN TRY when creating the episodes. The episode concepts are also very boring an unspired, and the comedy fails to be funny at every moment. This series is simply just boring, that's all I can describe it as.
Kirby Star Allies
(2018 Video Game)
A solid game if your a first timer to the series
19 November 2021
Not a masterpiece, but it is a pretty good game. The dream friends and copy abilities were fun to mess around with. The mini-games (Chop champs and starlight heroes) are nice time wasters and are good games to play when I'm bored. However, the game has MANY flaws. First of all, there are puzzles (mainly in the story mode) their not great, the puzzles require no thought whatsoever and the game literally tells you what to do, so they're not even puzzles. Second of all is the CPU friends. They will either solve puzzles for you or kill enemies or bosses without your help, because of this, it feels like the game is playing itself except for a few instances, And third of all, the bosses (In story mode), while not bad are very easy. They are literally just walk up to the boss and spam B until they're dead. However, star allies does make up for these problems in many ways. First off is the music, while not hollow knight levels of good, is still great. There was not a single track I disliked and that is saying something because there are over 100 of these tracks, and I love them all. The copy abilities and dream friends are also fun to mess around with, just experimenting with different copy abilities to see what moves they do was always fun. Guest star is a decent mode, it's basically a mode where you can play as one of the enemies in the game. If you ask me, I think the none dream friends got the short end of the stick in guest star, their runs barely utilize their abilities, so it just is the main game with no copy abilities and a new final boss. But when you are playing as the dream friends in guest star, the mode is pretty fun. Next up is the ultimate choice, it's just a boss rush mode. Not much to say about it, it is my 2nd favorite mode in the game tho because even though the bosses (except for soul melter) are easy, it is a lot more fun because of how fast-paced it is. And finally, there is heroes in another dimension, easily my favorite mode in the WHOLE GAME, the game is a lot harder than the story mode and the puzzles are actual puzzles! It is so much fun collecting the friend hearts because the puzzles are interesting, unlike the story mode. I had a lot of fun in this mode and I wish there was more. Overall star allies is a good game, it has many flaws however IMO it does enough to make up for those flaws.
Kirby star allies gets a score of 8 out of 10. If your looking for a good Kirby game to start with, this game is for yo.
Kirby star allies gets a score of 8 out of 10. If your looking for a good Kirby game to start with, this game is for yo.
Angry Birds 2
(2015 Video Game)
Angry Birds 2: Everything wrong with modern mobile games
23 May 2021
Angry Birds 2 is bad game, it is a downgrade from the original and here is why:
1. Level design: This level design is stupidly easy, it becomes a mindless game were all you have to do is just fling birds at buildings and pray that something hits those structures, and the reason for this because the game's levels are randomly generated making it a roguelike. While I do like the roguelike genera, for some reason it gets merged with other genera's that are NOT designed for roguelikes. There is no way to tell a bot how to create meaning full puzzles without them becoming boring and easy. Another problem with this is that because it is an roguelike, there is a new version of each level every time you re-start, meaning that it is impossible to practice them.
2. New stuff: Okay so there is tons of new stuff that this "sequel" brought to the table, all of witch suck. First lets start with the new bird, silver. She's fine can be useful some times but sense the level design is randomly generated, it mostly just ends up making her completely USELESS. Now there is the cosmetics, not really much to say about them, other than they look like they were stolen from PvZ 2. Now the arena its a multiplayer mode and its just as bad as the base game though you don't lose lives when you lose in this mode. In the tower of fortune you can get upgrades for your birds however you can not see any of the cards, and one of them is a pig card. If you get the pig card, you can watch an add to pass or pay with gems. Mighty Eagle's Bootcamp is just a shop, nothing else to say about this mode. And there is the daily challenge were you can lose lives unlike the arena. There are also spells that just make the game easer than it already is.
3. Microtransactions: Boy are there a lot of those... first of all there are the lives, you get 5 lives and you will lose 1 live every time you lose a level, and if you lose all of your lives. And the way you can get them back is either by paying real money or watch an add. You can get them back if you wait longer. This live system obviously just exists because MONEY!!! There is also a hatchling you can feed to get more feathers. This is disgusting. Because the game is manipulating kids to play this game more and if they don't feed the hatchling it will be sad and run away witch could make kids sad and cry.
4. Other stuff about the game: The game's areas look boring and bland. They all just look same. The other games had areas that were diverse and unique, it is very easy to tell 2 worlds apart in AB seasons, but in AB 2 all the worlds look like they were copy and pasted over and over. We also had to wait 3 full years for hal, bubbles and stella to be added back in the game, WHY?????
5. Similarities to other games: This game steals from so many other mobile games. First of all the level select screen looks like it was ripped straight from PvZ 2, the lives is taken from candy crush saga, AND THEY LITRALY JUST STOLE THE CLANS FETURE FROM CLASH OF CLANS AND CALLED IT CLANS, THEY DIDENT EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT. There are probably other stuff that rovio took from other games but I don't want to know because I don't want to support this company anymore by downloading it this crappy game.
6. (The last one) The fact Rovio called this, a "sequel": Now you may wonder why I say sequel in quotes. Well that is because an other game already got that title (according to Rovio) and in my opinion, is MUCH more deserving of the title Angry Birds 2. That game is AB seasons wicth is the TRUE Angry Birds 2, and AB rio witch is an Angry Birds 3. Now, how did these games already get that title of the an angry birds sequel? WELL in 2012 there was an Angry Birds game that released on Xbox, PS3 and the WII. It was titled "Angry Birds Trilogy" Keyword TRILLOGY. And what games were there? Angry Birds classic and Angry Birds Seasons and Angry Birds Rio. Or should I say THE TRUE ANGRY BIRDS 2 AND ANGRY BIRDS 3. So ya Rovio is just trying to act like Angry Birds never had a sequel before even though they put AB seasons and rio along with the original in a game called AB Trilogy.
Conclusion *Sigh* look, if this game was a spinoff like Angry Birds friends I would leave it alone, BUT since this game calls itself Angry Birds 2, it needs to feel like a sequel. But no instead we got a stupidly microtransactiony MESS that feels like EA made it. If you want a true Angry Birds sequel, go play Angry Birds seasons or rio since again, Rovio themselves confirmed that there sequels by putting them in a game called Angry Birds trilogy.
1. Level design: This level design is stupidly easy, it becomes a mindless game were all you have to do is just fling birds at buildings and pray that something hits those structures, and the reason for this because the game's levels are randomly generated making it a roguelike. While I do like the roguelike genera, for some reason it gets merged with other genera's that are NOT designed for roguelikes. There is no way to tell a bot how to create meaning full puzzles without them becoming boring and easy. Another problem with this is that because it is an roguelike, there is a new version of each level every time you re-start, meaning that it is impossible to practice them.
2. New stuff: Okay so there is tons of new stuff that this "sequel" brought to the table, all of witch suck. First lets start with the new bird, silver. She's fine can be useful some times but sense the level design is randomly generated, it mostly just ends up making her completely USELESS. Now there is the cosmetics, not really much to say about them, other than they look like they were stolen from PvZ 2. Now the arena its a multiplayer mode and its just as bad as the base game though you don't lose lives when you lose in this mode. In the tower of fortune you can get upgrades for your birds however you can not see any of the cards, and one of them is a pig card. If you get the pig card, you can watch an add to pass or pay with gems. Mighty Eagle's Bootcamp is just a shop, nothing else to say about this mode. And there is the daily challenge were you can lose lives unlike the arena. There are also spells that just make the game easer than it already is.
3. Microtransactions: Boy are there a lot of those... first of all there are the lives, you get 5 lives and you will lose 1 live every time you lose a level, and if you lose all of your lives. And the way you can get them back is either by paying real money or watch an add. You can get them back if you wait longer. This live system obviously just exists because MONEY!!! There is also a hatchling you can feed to get more feathers. This is disgusting. Because the game is manipulating kids to play this game more and if they don't feed the hatchling it will be sad and run away witch could make kids sad and cry.
4. Other stuff about the game: The game's areas look boring and bland. They all just look same. The other games had areas that were diverse and unique, it is very easy to tell 2 worlds apart in AB seasons, but in AB 2 all the worlds look like they were copy and pasted over and over. We also had to wait 3 full years for hal, bubbles and stella to be added back in the game, WHY?????
5. Similarities to other games: This game steals from so many other mobile games. First of all the level select screen looks like it was ripped straight from PvZ 2, the lives is taken from candy crush saga, AND THEY LITRALY JUST STOLE THE CLANS FETURE FROM CLASH OF CLANS AND CALLED IT CLANS, THEY DIDENT EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT. There are probably other stuff that rovio took from other games but I don't want to know because I don't want to support this company anymore by downloading it this crappy game.
6. (The last one) The fact Rovio called this, a "sequel": Now you may wonder why I say sequel in quotes. Well that is because an other game already got that title (according to Rovio) and in my opinion, is MUCH more deserving of the title Angry Birds 2. That game is AB seasons wicth is the TRUE Angry Birds 2, and AB rio witch is an Angry Birds 3. Now, how did these games already get that title of the an angry birds sequel? WELL in 2012 there was an Angry Birds game that released on Xbox, PS3 and the WII. It was titled "Angry Birds Trilogy" Keyword TRILLOGY. And what games were there? Angry Birds classic and Angry Birds Seasons and Angry Birds Rio. Or should I say THE TRUE ANGRY BIRDS 2 AND ANGRY BIRDS 3. So ya Rovio is just trying to act like Angry Birds never had a sequel before even though they put AB seasons and rio along with the original in a game called AB Trilogy.
Conclusion *Sigh* look, if this game was a spinoff like Angry Birds friends I would leave it alone, BUT since this game calls itself Angry Birds 2, it needs to feel like a sequel. But no instead we got a stupidly microtransactiony MESS that feels like EA made it. If you want a true Angry Birds sequel, go play Angry Birds seasons or rio since again, Rovio themselves confirmed that there sequels by putting them in a game called Angry Birds trilogy.
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