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Goremet, Zombie Chef from Hell (1986)
The king of all Z-movies!
This movie is unique. It's without a doubt the best of its genre (Z-movies). The movie was the reason I wanted to see movies like Plan Nine From Outer Space, The Beast Of Yucca Flats, Astro Zombies, Invasion Of The Blood Farmers... but they are nothing compared to this one. It simply rocks!
The movie, directed by Don Swan is a mixture of a strange plot, unique actors, weird music and indeed a very strange script. It is hard to describe gore-met in words. It's an experience!
At the time I saw gore-met for the first time I had never seen a Z-movie. The movie totally chocked me!... I had never seen such a low budget movie with exceptionally bad image quality, sound quality so bad you had difficulties hearing words (occasionally), and pathetic special effects. I could barely watch the movie. But the day after I saw it, I wanted to see it again. I wanted to see those strange scenes with remarkable lines like "Bring me what I need my child" or "So another savior comes to slay the dragon" or scenes like the cop in the kitchen, the dark room scene, Goza's philosophy scene and the brotherhood scenes (priest force fights among other things).
After that the movie got better and better the more times I watched it... the movie was unique. It was like nothing else. The strange music, unique actors like Theo Depuay (Goza), Jeff Baughn (Lonezor), Michael O'Neil(Blozor), C.W. Casey (Azog), Alan Marx (Jerry), and the script creates a strange movie. Especially the part about the righteous brotherhood and the fate of the earth is being threatened by Goza.
The movie has many little details... after each time you see the movie (I have lost the count) you'll see things that you didn't noticed before. I can watch this movie an infinite amount of times! :)
Another thing that saves this movie from a certain doom is because of the comedy oriented theme. Other movies (like The Abomination, 1986) has fallen because the lack of it. Movies like Peter Jackson's Braindead and Bad Taste also has this comedy-style making it work. I think it is necessary for movies like these. Although Peter Jackson's early films isn't within the Z-genre (long away from that genre), it is a good example for describing this comedy-orientation. Peter Jackson's movies rocks by the way!
Unfortunately this is the only movie Don Swan has created (at least according to IMDB). If Don Swan with supreme actors like Theo Depuay and Jeff Baughn creates a new film, I will without a doubt see it!
This movie is nowdays hard to find,(and only being available in VHS format) but if you have the opportunity --> watch the movie... not one time but at least two! Then you'll see what I'm talking about :=)
I give this movie 10/10 without hesitation!, it is simply the best in its genre!
It seems that most of the imdb reviews on gore-met are negative. I guess the reviewers only saw the movie once. It isn't a movie for everyone either. But give it a try! :)
The Abomination (1986)
THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!
I have seen a lot of movies, but this is definitely the worst without a doubt. DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. It begins with a quick summary of all things that will happen in the movie(then why keep watching?) and a lot of scenes that are duplicated over and over again. And besides that we have a ULTRA weak story, REALLY BAD music that will never go out of your head(I saw this movie a year ago, only one time). Then we have several scenes(OF A HORSE!!!) that has nothing to do with the story at all. And at last there's a scene in which a cat are forced into a toilet with a massive amount of violence... horrible This movie is a abomination itself and IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR ANYONE.....AND I MEAN IT. It has passed a year since a saw it, and still I'm getting horrible flashbacks...at any time!
You should not call this a movie...instead torture of worst kind invented on earth.
You cannot describe how awful this movie is... it's an experience...and you should classify it as unhealthy.
I give it 1 out of 10, but if it was possible I would give it minus 10000