snapchatmcgee Reviews

Even Lambs Have Teeth (2015)

Even sheep have hair

[5/10 · 19 February 2021]

-Bad editing. Never edit another film terry miles. -the gRape scenes weren't shocking but they were as "tasteful" as they could get when it came to using imagination as a device to pull the viewer into the horror of a situation like that in the most grounded way they can. -the music choices were bad and corny. The main character's put themselves in a stupid situation in the first place. Their uncle works for the FBI and gives them codewords for safety purposes but they dont think "hey what If I get in a car with two strangers in a place I dont know?" These dummies dont know Kidnapping 101. -the villains were dollar store brand, Easily Forgettable, Replaceable and disposable. -I liked that the girls got their Vengeance I'm just surprised the niece didnt get a scene with her FBI uncle's thoughts on the situation. They kinda breezed past it like they didnt just kill mad people. -the movie ends so abrupt that it felt empty despite there being no loose ends. (At least from what I remember) -the transitions between scenes or moments are so off putting because it either feels like theres a missing scene or that it was meant as a tv movie at first. Overall I give this movie a 5/10 It could've been better but it had my attention even with all its faults

Kitty Mammas (2020)

Dont.

[2/10 · 14 February 2021]

I wrote a giant review on this and then the page refreshed and I lost everything I typed.

Just watch a review on this from Cinema snob, IHE, or Ralphthemoviemaker. Otherwise dont bother watching this. Please.

It's a waste of time. Dont do it to yourself. Spend your life doing something else.