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How to Slay a Vampire (1993)
Masochistic Are We
Despite the above review about this movie, for those of you who enjoy bad films this is a stellar choice to be added to your collection of the most ridiculous things ever made. It'll leave you just as bizarrely dumbstruck as the first time you saw Bea Arthur singing while running the Mos Eisley cantina in the Star Wars Christmas Special.
The general plot description was spot on. A pair of brothers find a vampire wrapped in an old rug and have to find a way to kill it. Is the camera work bad? Yes. Is the story God awful? Absolutely. Does the movie seem to drag on for an endless age of man? 100%.
Drop a tampon in your tea cup and relax while you watch one of the best worst films you've ever found. Good luck finding it though. I got lucky and subbed across mine in a Wal-Mart horror pack.