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Die Hart (2020– )

Not bad!!

[6/10 · 26 February 2023]

I just found out that this movie "Die Hart" existed today. I started it without knowing anything about it because I like Kevin Hart as an actor and comedian. John travolta is decent and that was just a bonus.

The movies budget seemed rather small but was enjoyable. The story kept me intrigued and I laughed quite a lot. The plot was very foreseen though. I whole time, I could guess what was going to happen. I'm stoned so I can't think of the word I wanted to use. The last 2 reviews judged this movie a little more hardly then they should have. My opinion is, this movie was pure entertainment. I really enjoyed it even if the very end was cheesy af.

The Callisto Protocol (2022 Video Game)

Great Plot, Fun game

[6/10 · 5 December 2022]

This game has a Story line that I'm into. I'm most of the way thorough but dang, this game is Tough. It takes a while to get the hang of. I gave this a 7 because I was hoping for more jaw dropping cinematic sequences. This game isn't very scary, but I'd call it survival horror. It really is a lot like Deadspace but not as scary. The Mechanics overall aren't that great and the action is pretty repetitive but it's hard to put the controller down. I'm a true story gamer and need to find out how this ends.

I'm not too much into recording reviews when the minimum is so much lettering and I'm done.

Farzar (2022)

Why the hate?

[8/10 · 26 July 2022]

I don't understand the hate Farzar is getting. Brickleberry is still my favorite, but Farzar is very funny and keeps me seriously entertained. This show is extremely dumb and adolescent. Best watched if stoned. I hope it can make it atleast a couple more seasons. There are some ideas and makings from other shows incorporated into farzar, but it's like that everywhere. Like Southpark said, "The Simpsons did it"

Boo, Bitch (2022)

Started kind of ok, ended great!

[7/10 · 9 July 2022]

This show turned out to be really good after the first 5 or 6 episodes. I'm glad I stuck it out. Before those, it was maybe ok. I really enjoyed the twist. After that Is when I started to enjoy it a lot more even though I really hated the mean girl change in the lead actress.

Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)

Bad plot!!

[6/10 · 2 September 2021]

The plot was just not good at all. The first film was seriously way better, by a lot. The plot of this film just cold not keep me intrigued. Other then that, some of the shoot outs were great but the car chases were very weak/lame. What makes this movie this movie good and actually kept me entertained was Sam Jackson and Ryan Reynolds. If you like them then watch. If you could care less skip.

Swearnet (2014)

Negative reviews, WTF!!!!

[8/10 · 4 July 2021]

What's with the Negative reviews? I be like WTF!!!! Apparently you need to have a seriously immature sense of humor to enjoy this movie. And my funny bone is F'd up. But at the same time I can take things very serious when I need to. People need to open their minds and let the inner child out. Truth be told though, of course I like their TPB personas much more. But Swearnet was just plain funny. The cock jokes, the swearing, the substance abuse and the occasional nudity. I too hate censorship. If I could still post it, this review would be filled with swear words and possibly a picture of my cock.

Spiral (2021)

Wasted 20 bucks!!

[4/10 · 19 June 2021]

Terrible movie. Worst outta the whole saw series. Their were a couple enjoyable parts. It's hard to not laugh even when Chris rock is being serious. The traps were all terrible and not prolonged. The group/escape room type scenario is so much better. For me, the best part was the ending. Reminds me of all the other saw movies and how the ending is the O Crap scenario.

Bloody Knuckles (2014)

Not Idle hands!!

[3/10 · 11 May 2021]

Being a huge fan of the horror/comedy "Idle Hands" I thought I'd give this a try. This movie isn't even close to the gem I thought I came across. It's well below average but not even close tho the worst movie I've seen. So I gave it a 3. Ones are reserved for the worst of the worst. Anyway, I was stoned through the whole movie and I don't think I laughed once. The acting is pretty bad and the script and story are both boring. It's a decent premise executed terribly. Too bad I was really hoping another "idle hands"

Avenged (2013)

Don't know what a bad movie is!!

[7/10 · 10 May 2021]

People rating this movie at a 1-3 have obviously never seen a bad movie. This one is at the very least average. I give a 7 as far as revenge movies go. Could have been better but still very entertaining.

Ruin Me (2017)

Didn't know what to expect!

[8/10 · 10 May 2021]

I gave this movie a chance knowing nothing about it. It turned out to be a diamond in the rough. Interesting twists, good acting and over all entertaining campy fun. I was pleasantly surprised.

Rapture-Palooza (2013)

It was ok, kind of boring though.

[4/10 · 10 February 2021]

It was ok. Had some good jokes. I found it a little more Boring than I thought I would. If your looking for a good end of the world movie, "this is the end" is a way better film. That movie never misses. I thought this might be very similar. Besides having Craig Robinson as a lead, this one misses to much to be compared.

How High 2 (2019 TV Movie)

Not as bad as most are saying!

[4/10 · 30 January 2021]

Anyone claiming this is the worst move ever seen hasn't seen a truly terrible movie. 1 star? 2 stars? It doesn't even compare to the original, but it was a decent watch. I couldn't decide between 4 and 5 stars so I Gave it a 4. It definitely kept me entertained but went a lil down hill half way through. The skinny black dude reminds me of Chris tucker. Pretty funny. Not even close to the worst movie I've seen. Especially if you can sit through the whole thing.

Sex Pot (2009 Video)

American Pie on no budget!!

[4/10 · 4 January 2021]

Thomas far as I'm concerned, This is American pie on no budget. Unlike American pie though, sex pot was far from a good movie. It had just enough to keep me entertained though. Had a lot of pointless nudity which helped carry the movie and some of the jokes really were funny. I've seen quite a few movies with extremely low production value and for what it is, the acting was done quite well. People saying this is the worst movie ever made, hasn't seen Presidents' Day or a truly terrible movie like Jurassic shark. and believe me there are plenty more. I will admit though, without the nudity it might not have made as good an impression. Still kinda funny with far from terrible acting.