dlw205 Reviews

C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud (1989)

what can I say...a 10!

[10/10 · 18 September 2001]

I really thought this movie was great. From the thrilling theme song to the plot. This movie sends shivers up my spine. As much as the first CHUD scared the crap out of me when I was 12, this movie makes me laugh and laugh and laugh...and cry.

I recommend everyone go out and see this cinematic masterpiece.

I can sum this movie up in one word... "MEAT!"

Howling: New Moon Rising (1995 Video)

Pappy, where have you been all my life!?

[10/10 · 12 September 2001]

Man I loved this movie, the characters are the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

Pappy - the alcoholic forgetful grandfather figure that wins our hearts with his folk rhythms. I will "STAND UP!" Pappy!

Newman - I have no idea who this guys real name in the movie was but when there are shots to be drunk or zippers to be zipped he is there in a flash.

Tim - Man this guy was a doozie...is he australian? is he a biker? MYSTERY MAN! or could he be the werewolf?!! DUNH DUNH DUNH!

The Sheriff - Perhaps the nicest man you'll ever meet - when you've got a story to tell make sure you get it out in under a minute because he may become confused and disoriented. You'd better "take a break" so he can "absorb" all this information*

*Make sure to pay close attention between minutes: 23 - 24; 36 - 38; 49 - 50; 1:11 - 1:12; and 1:20 - 1:21... because these are the times they explain the origins of the werefolf.

I loved the way that the movie was based on "Howling I, III, and V". At least you don't get lost if you didn't see 2, 4, or 6! I reccommend this movie to anyone who loves a cinematic masterpiece with something for everyone.

ENJOY!

Urban Menace (1999 Video)

oh man oh man oh man

[1/10 · 11 September 2001]

My god what a waste of time. If my friends weren't trying to work through the bottom 100 movies there is no way I would have watched more than five minutes.

Beyond the bad special effects, the poor sound, the horrible script, the bad acting, and the lack of directing, this movie would still be the worst movie ever. At least in horror movies there is funny stuff happening (see "Food of the Gods, part II").

The highlight is Big Pun trying to talk since he is so damn fat he mostly just mumbles and wheezes so bad you can't tell what he is saying. Let me summarize the plot -- Snoop dog was a preacher burned in a church fire, he comes back from the dead a year later and kills a drug lord once a month thereafter.

Wow, unless you are doing a bad movie challenge stay as far away from this as possible.

Food of the Gods II (1989)

Oh man what a great movie!

[10/10 · 11 September 2001]

When else have you seen a guy grown into a giant when he is having "relations" with a woman....and she loved it! Also the special effects were spectacular. There was this giant kid running around spitting on people and cursing! I loved this movie.

The Musketeer (2001)

Poor man's Chris O'Donnell/Crouching Ninja, Hidden Feces

[4/10 · 9 September 2001]

Man this movie really blew. 30 seconds into the movie there are these crazy 3 minutes of credits with crappy paintings or something. Everyone in the theater started talking and laughing. I read this movie was bad...but WHOA!

The Special effects in fight scenes were cool, but they can't manage to make credible rain...what the hell. Oh boy was this a bad script with bad actors. Mina Suvari looks like the bloated fish and I almost puked whenever she was on the screen. Me and my friends (and most of the audience) just laughed continuously.

Unless you want to laugh at a bad movie, save your time and money.