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Madame Web (2024)
WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME
This is the most frustratingly agonizing movie I've ever watched in my entire life. I'm not exaggerating, it's absolutely horrible in every single way conceivably possible. I could go on for DAYS about everything wrong with it and still barely even scratch the surface. There aren't enough words in the English language that can even begin to describe just how bad it is. It is an ATROCITY. It is an insult to everything in humanity, to the point where you can't even physically think straight at all. The editing makes it feel like you're flying around on a helicopter blade at full speed. The dialogue and acting makes it feel like you're watching a Dhar Mann video, except that's an insult to Dhar Mann. Think of the worst movie you've ever seen in your entire life. Okay, that movie is the literal GODFATHER compared to this heap of immeasurable trash. It is entirely UNWATCHABLE. It is purely inconceivable that a movie can physically be this bad, it just breaks all human understanding and comprehension. There isn't a single redeeming quality in this in any way at all. Never ever, EVER watch even a single second of this complete and total disaster.
Kyô Samurai Musashi (2020)
I wish I could give it a lower score
This is one of the absolute worst movies I've ever seen in my entire life. Do you want to be hopelessly bored out of your mind for 91 minutes? If so, this is the movie for you. Watching this felt like running a marathon, as it was physically exhausting to get through. It was honestly a grueling experience to try to stay awake. The entire movie is the exact same fight sequence repeated endlessly over and over and over and over again, with very little gore or anything even remotely interesting at all. Speaking of which, the "fight" scenes are very similar to what you would see at Renaissance fairs. This honestly felt like a 2011 YouTube video on a higher budget. I've seen Smosh videos better than this, because at least they don't run for an entire hour and a half. Which by the way, it's an hour and a half, but it feels like nine hours, because you're struggling to sit through it and just begging that the end will arrive. I would legitimately rather watch paint dry then watch any of this ever again.