I have just a few questions...
Was this farce shot entirely with an iPhone 6?
Why does it appear that every scene was done in 1 take and on low battery?
How did they sucker Danny Trejo into reading the "script" out loud? (And how does he feel about going from the "B" list to a solid F?)
Are the friends and family who left every one of the positive reviews aware of the dangers of enabling, and that bad acting is not a victimless crime?
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