keysersoze-11 Reviews

Shark in Venice (2008)

The movie is very good

[7/10 · 11 November 2008]

OK. Let me say first that this movie is no Jaws, by a long shot but it is still entertaining. I thought before I watched this yet another cheesy corny movie with too many special effects and to my surprise there were very little. Its a B movie and I don't want to hear people whining saying, come on, a shark, in VENICE!!!!, its a horror, not a factual movie, Horror can be made up to whatever you want, take a look at Godzilla, Lake placid, the rogue, black water, all wonderful classic monster B movies and they will never die

OK, there were I think two scenes which was cheesy, but other than this, a good solid monster movie but with an added bonus of treasure.

This movie has some good actors in, Stephen of course, and I really like Giacomo Gonnella who played Clemenza, he was very chilled out,witty. The best line of this movie and I quote:

"Your going to be in heaven in just a moment, but first, i'm going to put you through hell"

What a wonderful line for a bad guy to say :), So lets recap, if your looking for Jaws, or Deep blue sea then this is not the movie for you. Try it, you will be pleasantly surprised what a B movie can do. You do not need millions of dollars to achieve what this movie has set out to do, in fact, if this was a blockbuster hit, it would of been worse with pathetic actors and countless special effects all done with CGI rubbish

Long Time Dead (2002)

Amazing British Horror

[10/10 · 24 January 2008]

There should be more British horror's like this. Before I continue, anybody who wants to watch this Movie, has not yet seen it, DO NOT pay attention to the bad comments.

This film is a low budget horror and once again Britain manages to create something amazing. From the start the best actors are Alec Newman and Joe Absolom, this is what British films are about, good actors, low money made into something decent. This film is entertaining with slight comedy at times with dark scenes. 100% British in this film, there need to be more

Anyone who has not seen it and wants to, DO!!!

ReGenesis (2004–2008)

The best Sci-Fi TV Series

[10/10 · 16 January 2008]

Now 3 Seasons in, and a 4th coming very soon, Regenesis has to be the best Sci-Fi shows ever to be on TV. With its intense gripping story lines, with every new episode and season, you are hurled onto the edge of your seat by wonderful stories, biology and science, action and thrilling scenes which boggles which makes you think about how susceptible we are to bacteria. Witch all these gripping factors, they mix together to make a powerful show. In each Episode and Season the characters come alive while fighting to save humanity against ourselves... Have we gone too far? A question asked, decide for yourself the answer, the world of the Regenesis is pretty close to our own

Tornado! (1996 TV Movie)

garbage

[1/10 · 30 August 2006]

When i first saw it in the shop, i thought that the cover looked like twister and thought it would be like twister, when i watched it, i was sure wrong. You know it is bad because it starts off so corny, and the fact that you only get to see two horrible Tornado's in fact it is not about tornado's, why only two? Who ever did the editing on this film wants sacking because it is horrible. Is it related to twister? because it is nearly the same story, i did love twister, it is just a shame because the script for tornado has something, but it just has not got enough powerful footage of how Tornadoes are really like, it really is a shame. I am not a fan of special affects but in cases like sci-fi films or films that need special affects because of it being impossible to create a tornado for a film, twister is much better. In all i hate this film, the way the clouds were forming just before a tornado, absolutely cheesy, who ever wants to buy this movie, Don't!, it is just without a doubt the most bad movie i have ever seen, it is a shame because the script is amazing, just a shame not enough money was involved in the making