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The Fan (1996)
Turrible
God awful movie. I still can't believe Tony Scott, De Niro, or Snipes agreed to do it. If you have two hours to utterly waste, I'd go paint your walls and watch it dry before sitting and watching this movie.
Bad Boys for Life (2020)
Just turrible
Absolute waste of time. Poor acting. God awful script. Terrible directing. Ridiculous plot holes. Situations that should have killed the actors five times over.
I like both lead actors, but it seemed like Martin Lawrence was reading cue cards during every scene. When he wasn't speaking, he spent the rest of his screen time crying. How am I supposed to believe he's a police officer?
I definitely wouldn't recommend anyone wasting their time on this.
Megaforce (1982)
Decent enough to fill the COVID-19 days, but that's about it.
Extremely cheesy, and, at some point someone should have stopped them from even discussing having the flying motorcycle scene even in the movie, much less actually filming it, but was great when I was 10. And the spandex one-piece field uniforms?
The unnecessary usage of the confederate flag patches were also unfortunate....
Stargate SG-1: Menace (2002)
Formulaic
Whomever wrote this was an original episode is woefully incorrect.
The replicators are nothing more than lazy writing. They're a horrible premise. Convenient that Earth weapons are the only thing that destroys them. Dumb that the SH teams can shoot everything around them, but not one round seems to damage a wall, ceiling, or floor.
As for this episode, why bring back an alien we all know will try to kill them. The only survivor of a dead world? Yeah, brilliant idea. Why keep it in your base when everything points to danger? Like I said, lazy writing.
White Boy Rick (2018)
Don't waste two hours of your life
An absolutely abysmal performance by the title character. I have no idea how he got the role. The directing was nearly as bad.
Bird Box (2018)
Scary, but...
It went on for far too long. They could have easily trimmed it down by 20-30 minutes.
Self/less (2015)
Hot Garbage
I can't belive I fell for another Ryan Reynolds movie. It was boring, too long, and too contrived. Save the two hours of your life and just punch yourself in the face.