kaconklin-21018
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Assuming you don't expect any sort of reasonable, cohesive, remotely plausible plot, and have no expectation of either an Army Ranger or a Seal team being remotely competent, and have a deep appreciation of wooden acting, well then... This is the movie for you. Otherwise, it's laughbly bad.
Melissa Mccartney is a very funny actor. It's unfortunate that the only roles she takes involve foul-mouthed, clumsy pratfalls along with a liberal dose of fat jokes. She is so much better than that. And to take a cast that includes Jason Bateman and Octavia Spenser and make a movie this bad? What a waste of talent.
The acting is just terrible. It's like watching the Perils of Pauline. The good guys and the bad guys take turns monologuing. Watch the body language, strolling, oh so casually, down the middle of the hallway, while while the bad guys are looking for you? Really? Next, maybe we should sit in a room and discuss the existential realities of why we are here, while father is in the hands of the bad guys probably being tortured. Sure, why not? There are more plot holes than plot. Not sure what Bruce Willis was thinking.