al_thebastard Reviews

Terror Toons (2002 Video)

B-movie gold!

[20 January 2004]

Obviously this movie is for people with good, dark senses of humor and I think most of the people who say that this movie is bad is because they're either artsy college kids who look at movies seriously(you know, the kids that think that foreign films are genius, just because they're in foreign.) or they have no humor about what you can do in a movie(these are more the kind of people who make fun of things that they don't get so that they don't look stupid.) But, if you like GWAR shows and Troma films, than this movie is for you.

Ghostbusters (1986–1987)

Not a Copy!!!

[3 March 2002]

This cartoon was something that I fondly remember from my childhood of yesteryear. It was based on an older show from the seventies long BEFORE the dan akroyd/bill murray type ghostbusters that were more popular. The only thing about this show that I hated was the talking car.

Small Wonder (1985–1989)

Man this show scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.

[17 May 2001]

This show was so horrifyingly creepy. The little robot girl gave me nightmares all throughout my childhood and yet, in some sick and twisted perversion, I couldn't stop watching it. It was the lamest plot for a show, but it could have been better had they not made Vickie so spooky. She had no expression in her face, no life in her eyes, no soul. She scared me.