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Black Wine (2005)
Terrible
Wooden acting, stilted dialogue and uninspired cinematography plague this boring, predictable thriller from the word go.
I am baffled that this has a rating of 8.8. I can't imagine anyone thinking this movie was that good, and am tempted to believe the rating is being pumped up by friends and family. The acting is a travesty, even for a low-budget indy film. It's impossible to relate to, empathize, or even tolerate the main characters.
Make-up should have been fired. Or, at the very least, the director ought to have realized that the bruise on Ashley's face switched from left to right very frequently, sometimes multiple times in a single scene, and done something about it.
Absolute garbage. Give this one a miss.
FrightWorld (2006)
Utter tripe, even for people who can find a lot of good in terrible horror movies.
This movie is actually worse than most movies I've ever suffered through, and I've suffered through a lot. Absolute nonsense. It's got terrible, forced dialogue; pointless plot developments; really drawn out 'spooky imagery' scenes, which look more like a high school remedial art project than a horror movie; 5/10 at best attractive women; long, boring sex scenes involving said women (forget what you know about virgins! especially ones with lop- sided fake breasts); muttered, difficult to understand speech from some of the characters; and they actually used the masks from Killer Klowns from Outer Space during a masturbation scene, which should be a saving grace because that movie was pretty funny, but it isn't. Veden Fell is the lamest bad guy in the history of film.
Absolutely give this one a miss.