The Haunted Mansion has been my favorite Magic Kingdom ride for decades. That made it all the harder to watch another poor attempt at a movie version. It's not terrible, it's just lazy. Disney has had little success with theme park movies, the exception being Pirates of the Carribean. It's like they have just run out of original ideas for their live-action films...even the animated ones are being re-hashed as live ones. It's been few and far between for original ideas from the Mouse House.
The script itself is pretty unoriginal. It's a story based on a story from a 50 year old attraction. Add a backstory and a little romance and call it a day. Oh, and don't forget to add in some version of every spooky effect from the ride. Acting ranges from great all the way down to...well...lazy. Most of the cast does an OK job with what they were given. The high end example is Danny DeVito. The man never seems to put less than 110% into whatever he does. At the low end is Rosario Dawson, an otherwise fine actress who looks like she just doesn't want to be in this particular film. She shows little to no emotion even as her world is falling apart. Who knows, maybe that's a directorial decision.
FX vary as well. Again, maybe a decision was made to keep them reigned in and not stray too far from the original ride. And then there's the issue with the humor...there hardly is any. I remember really laughing only once along with a few chuckles here and there. And it wasn't just me, the whole theatre was pretty much the same. But perhaps the oddest thing about film was the ridiculous product placement. No physical placement, the confines of the Mansion would have made that look out of place. It was verbal placement. For example, as Harriet organized a seance, she pulls out a notepad and mentions that she bought it at CVS on the way over. What? Who cares where she got it? Costco gets a similar plug as do one or two others.
I suppose the movie did what I needed it to do: kill a 95 degree afternoon with popcorn, air conditioning and yes, even a little entertainment. As I said up front, it's not terrible. I just expected better this time around.
4 out of 10 stars.
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