blackdeath21 Reviews

Les amazones du temple d'or (1986)

Holy smokes this movies amazing!!!!!!

[10/10 · 18 October 2007]

Wow, this movies unbelievable. First of all the plot is insane. This girls family is killed by an Amazon tribe and when she grows up seeks revenge on the tribe. Thats were sanity ends. Now its time for the insane. The female Amazon warriors are played by Scandinavian white women, whose chief is a fat old man, who don't live in the Amazon, their in Africa. Confused much, I was but I just decided to go with it.

The heroine of the story, Liana, meets many people on her travels. An African witch doctor who seemed to be Italian. The only true Africans were only seen in passing.

The "Golden Temple" looked so cheap, the walls looked as if they taped gold tin-foil to them. The chiefs chambers were obviously filmed in some ones house. Even though the temple is made out of stone and rock the chamber floors look like marble and the ceiling has a lavish design on them.

The greatest part of the movie were all the BOOBIES!! Oh glorious boobies. Every scene seemed to be filled with nothing but boobies, you couldn't hide from them. 82 minutes of BOOBIES!! So to wrap things up, everyone makes the statement "so bad it was good" and this movie definitely fits the mold. If your poison is weird "C" level movies that don't make a bit of sense, then this movies for you.

Oh, did I mention all the glorious Boobies!!

Pocket Ninjas (1997 Video)

poor mans 3 ninjas

[3/10 · 2 October 2007]

Wow! Where to start. Lets go with acting. The acting was so bad, it didn't even have a chance to become good and then go bad again. It sounded as if they couldn't remember their lines, so they had someone hold a card off screen. On top of that you couldn't even hear what they were saying so you had to turn up the volume, then you were blasted with loud music.

Now the fighting. The fight scenes were so underwhelming. They looked lazy and boring. Not one person looked like they new any martial arts except Gary Daniels, who even though is a pro-fighter never threw a punch the whole movie. Another thing who can fight on roller blades.

The whole pace of the movie was slow and dragged out. It seemed every scene was a montage scene.

The only good things in the movie are the masks that the kids and the "White Dragon" wear and Robert Z'Dar as Cobra Khan.

If your looking for a children's karate movie, skip this and go get "3 Ninjas 1 and 2".

Killers (1996)

won't go down in history, but entertaining

[8/10 · 22 April 2006]

I picked this film up on a whim and I'm glad I did. This film is worth checking out. The movie is basically two murdering brothers escape from prison and take a family hostage while on the run. The brothers where alternating half skull-half black face paint,so when standing together it make one complete skull. That rocks. In the beginning I thought it would be just a hostage movie, but there is definitely a twist. You will keep you choosing side as it goes on. The movie isn't all that scary, but it is intense. This movie won't go down in history, but is entertaining. If your looking for a movie just to pass the time go ahead and get this one. GRADE: A

Slashers (2001 Video)

one of the most enjoyable movies I've ever seen

[10/10 · 22 April 2006]

This movie is fantastic, I loved watching it. The movie is basically an episode of a game show called "slashers". The object of the game is to survive being chased by homicidal murderers and the winner, if there is one, gets a lot of money. It's like a haunted house ride come to life.

As the movie progressed you really start to feel for some characters and wish the others an untimely demise. Out of the killers Chainsaw Charlie was very entertaining to see, he made me laugh as he was chopping someone up. All he wanted was a kiss. Out of the victims Megan(played by a very sexy, I think so, Sarah Crowder) was my favorite. As the movie went along I really wanted her to win the game.

In my opinion, for anyone who is a fan of horror movies this is worth seeing. A+

Night of the Demons 2 (1994)

pretty good movie, a little corny in places

[8/10 · 16 April 2006]

I just watched the movie and I liked it. The plot was good, it had a steady flow. There was just enough sex, violence, and bad language to go around. The teens were a notch above typical horror movie teens. Seeing Christine Taylor was a real surprise. As the teens moved through the house it was cool to see things from the first movie. Angela was her evil self as always. Seeing her mesmerize people with her dancing was great. The soundtrack was awesome too. When Angela makes her grand entrance Morbid Angel's "Rapture" is playing and it compliments her very well.

What I didn't like was the fact that everyone spoke very softly, so you have to turn up the volume and then everyone starts yelling and screaming, which causes you to fumble the remote trying to turn it down. Some of the "death" scenes were cool, but most were unoriginal. They could've played up more of the "gothic" side of the movie, but instead made it more "campy".

Overall it was a plus. Not as good as the original, but when are they ever. It's definitely worth picking up at your local movie store.