Reviews
Marooned Awakening (2022)
Just dreadful
Where to start ...
The film attempts to be "mysterious" with some kind of time skip theme. But it doesn't work.
The story goes nowhere and leaves you just not caring. Acting is wooden, script is mundane.
Other reviews here are clearly either from the cast/crew or have been paid. Let's look at them:
- "psychological thriller". Not even close to a thriller.
- "twists and turns throughout". Actually quite predictable.
- "What a journey the whole film is". A long and tedious journey.
The only comment from other reviews I can agree with is "It's not like any other film". That is true. Other films are entertaining.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Don't believe the negative reviews - it's worse
Horrible. Just horrible. A tedious, long and incoherent film. Story barely made sense and after 30 mins I simply didn't care. Stuck with it to see if it got any better. Amazingly it got worse.
She wishes for Steve to come back and he's in a different body - some wish.
Steve, a pilot from WW1 knows how to fly a modern fighter jet.
And drive a modern car. A basic Peugeot that turns out to be bullet proof.
And he knows how to fire a bazooka.
Maybe should call the film Wonder Guy.
Even Green Lantern is better than this film.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 (2010)
Dumbledore is turning in his grave
Dull and slow. Someone obviously realised that the money train was going to finish soon and so to cash in they split the final book into two films. They then discover that there isn't actually enough material to fill the first so have lots of sitting around on mountains - very dark, moody and ultimately annoying. Other 'fillers' include some dancing in a tent, some more sitting around on a mountain and some sitting around in a forest (to break things up). And lets not forget something to do with a mad old woman who turns into a snake - don't know what that was about or what it added to the story. Lots of people say that it's "building up for the finale" or "setting the scene for part 2". If that's the case then my advice would be to just save your money and wait for part 2, as nothing really happens in this film. Unless, of course, you like to watch people sitting around on mountains.