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Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
For the love of God!
Any one who has seen and/or has even a little appreciation for the original HALLOWEEN will most likely consider this movie nothing less than a train wreck. Going into it i tried to give the "movie makers" the benefit of the doubt but sadly, not 10 minutes into it it descends into "teen-slasher-I Know What you Did Last Summer-crap." I cant totally blame the film makers, they know what sells.....crap.
Vice Versa (1988)
Not since Hitchcock...
Vice Versa is one of the most visually stunning and intellectually stimulating feature films of our time. Everytime I watch this movie , I cry my eyes out.The heartbreaking scene between Judge Reinhold and Fred Savage while in their underwear just breaks my heart , while at the same time...well,um. Nevermind. In closing, I think Vice Versa should be required watching for all.
The Sweetest Thing (2002)
What has happened to movies?!
Im not going to waste time describing every problem I had with this movie , that would just take too long. It was God-awful. Nowhere in the movie did they come close to a laughable joke. I almost felt sorry for them, especially in the dressing room scene.What the hell??? Do these movie makers have any idea how life really is outside of la-la-land hollywood? Don't get me wrong ,I believe a movie should have a little far-fetched goofiness I mean that adds to the escapist quality of the movies but this was just ridiculous. This whole movie was an insult to my intelligence.It's like they told these three actresses to act like complete morons for six months and then film it. I miss the days of GOOD comedies like Fletch, Airplane and Better Off Dead. Im afraid Hollywood has long sinced reached its peek, its all down hill from here. In conclusion, Im sorry to say it but if you found this movie funny you've got serious problems. Go rent something good, skip this one.
A Very Brady Sequel (1996)
For fans of the serious
Like the first one, this is most likely only going to be funny to those who know the series. If you have no knowledge of the original television show, why the hell would you even watch this.It's a hilarious movie with lots of inside jokes for true B.Bunch fans.
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Are You Kidding ME?
The major problem with this movie is the ridiculous , paper thin plot.There is virtually no story, just a bunch random of sloppily edited dinosaur attacks.All the Characters are straight from Hollywood and bare no resemblance to any real person. The best thing about the first 2 was that they connected to each other.They had intelligent storylines. This does not even deserve to have the title Jurassic Park.I do have one question for Sam Neil, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???
Little Monsters (1989)
"Zah,I love Zah!"
Cute little movie about demons that come out from under the bed and kidnap poor defenseless children.If you're a fan of demonic comedies, then this is your movie.Fred Savage plays a fruity teen-ager who falls in love with the Howie Mandel demon ,Maurice.They spend a lot of the movie in a satanic underworld full of witchcraft and mystery.So,watch and enjoy but hold on to your soul.
The Dirt Bike Kid (1985)
"Mom,you just killed the T.V.!"
Casablanca,Citizen Kane,The GodFather and The DirtBike Kid.Its the classic tale of boy meets bike.Boy loses bike.Boy gets bike back but loses Mike's hotdog hangout.The extremely complex plot of this movie will keep you on the edge of your seat,but be prepared for a tear-jerking goodbye between the Kid and the Dirtbike.Watch and have a good ,long cry.
The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)
Son,put down that gun
The Legend of Billie Jean is a milestone in american cinema.Each of the characters symbolize specific inner battles we all deal with on a daily basis.It's beyond me why Peter Coyote didn't receive an Oscar nomination for his role as the sympathetic, down-to-earth police officer.This movie teaches us a very important lesson , if someone destroys your motor scooter,shoot their father and run away from home.Bravo Billie Jean,Bravo.
The Wizard (1989)
Scroll Weapon.
This particular film helped me through high school. it enabled me to become a better person. Today, everytime i have a bad day at work, i automatically go home and pop in "The Wizard." I study Jimmy and his video game tactics, and I take notes. When i return to work the next day, i think back to the night before and i use my powerful Jimmy moves on the mean people. So, in a nutshell, they should put it back onto the big screen and make action figures.