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Armageddon (1998)
In the theater, no one can here you scream..
This is one of those movies, that you cant miss. But I wish I had tried harder. I knew it was going to be somewhat overly patriotic and that I might not be ably to use the gained scientific knowledge to impress my friends, but still, why not? Well I gave it a whack, and it slapped me like no tomorrow.
I have to admit though, it did have it's surprises. I was surprised over and over again at how blatantly the story disregarded what-ever happens to be on it's way to where-ever. It seems that the writers and producers collected every short cut in every sci-fi movie and then hid behind the old I didn't start it - clause.
In fact when I think of what the writing process had to be like, a Monty Python sketch comes to mind. The one with Graham Chapman as the producer, and the terrified writers flying out left and right. "I see: A one liner".
But still, I give it 1 out of 5, because without seeing the movie, you can't truly appreciate Eberts review of it, and that gets me ROTFL every time.
Space (2001)
Worse than Blue Planet
After brilliant documentaries from BBC, like The Planets or The Life of Birds, I'm surprised they bother to sell this c*** on DVD.
In stead of checking out "Space" try Armageddon. The effect are better.