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Reviews
Extreme Ops (2002)
Perfection to the Extreme
Sweet jesus, this movie is high on excitement and low on non-excitement. If you've ever wanted to be blown away by a movie this movie blows bigger than ANY film ever made. Snowboarding, skateboarding, and, in the last five minutes of the movie, for some reason, terrorists.
My favorite characters are the dude played by Devon Sawa's fat ugly twin brother and the brunette chick who is either foreign or retarded, roooooooooooowr!
Check this movie out, you'll be EXTREMELY glad you did. TO THE EXTREME!
Big Helium Dog (1999)
Normal Humans don't deserve a movie THIS GOOD.
I saw this movie, and speaking as a completely unbiased viewer, I would like to be completely DIRECT as I WRITE my review:
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEER GENIUS. Everything about this movie is better than anything you have ever seen. Period, end of discussion. Good God, it rocks harder than the hardest rock in all the land.
Brian Lynch is super cool and smells great. I'd wager.