MrWizard-4 Reviews

The Ark (2023– )

When you wish the aliens will swoop in and blow things up

[1/10 · 22 February 2023]

Oh my god this is beyond terrible. The special effects look like something done on an Apple computer from the 1980s and the acting came came from the third grade drama club of the same era.

This isn't campy bad. It's bad bad with almost no redeeming value. I can't warn you enough. If you read this message find anything else to watch. Your brain will thank you.

I've had mosquito bites that were more passionate than this undead, unrequited, and altogether unfun pseudo-sci-fi I mean seriously, my dog has drug sticks out of the woods that have a deeper and less predictable plot. And, quite frankly, he's had more energy 6 years after his death.

Reacher (2022– )

Well worth the watch

[9/10 · 5 February 2022]

Far more entertaining than we expected. There's a couple of silly moments early on but it hits its stride and keeps going. Very true to the book ( it follows only one book ) and believable characters. The worse part about it is now I'm worried Amazon might give it the expanse death and not continue the series.

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

This is possibly the worst DC Movie ever

[1/10 · 27 December 2020]

The best thing about this movie is that I didn't spend the $120 bucks it would have taken to see it in the theater. DC did the world a favor by making it online at the same release date - this might have been the one greatest thing of CV19; DC contributed to the economics of the world by letting us keep money instead of spending it for this 2 hour disaster of a movie. This is better than anything the government has done (so at least we get one star there)

Is it bad? its so bad that it make Sphere look like a good movie and Iron man Oscar material in comparison. Don't watch it. Don't even think about watching it. Watch the entire tv series again if you need your fix.

OH ok, lynda carter was good. But you have to wait until after the credits for that part.

Sci-fighters (1996 Video)

slow and predictable

[4/10 · 22 August 1999]

Cops that shoot like the a-team. bad guy monsters that can't be killed and exhale methane. Probably some good movie in there somewhere if you can sleep through the boring bits.