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Intimate Deception (1997)
Not too terrible
This skinemax flick actually kept me entertained through the first two thirds of the film before degenerating into the usual climax. Tina has some great lines like "I can't fall asleep at night. If I drink cold milk at night you have to tie me to the bed and handcuff me to make me fall asleep." She uses this as a way of introducing herself to her landlord. There are other gems that I can't remember at the moment.
Exit to Eden (1994)
What a disappointment
Could have been a great movie, but film makers appear to have been too afraid to take the S&M thing head on. Instead we get non-funny Rosie O'Donnell saying the dumbest one-liners I have heard in film history. Who thinks this woman is funny? I would rather stare at a blank wall than have to watch another Rosie O'Donnell flick. Please Rosie, have mercy on us and make no more movies and stay on your talk show that no one watches. Anyway, Dana Delaney looks quite sexy, but only one half interesting domination scene. Wimpy film.
Body of Evidence (1993)
Madonna is so sexy
I really enjoyed this movie because of Madonna, Madonna, and oh yes, Madonna. The plot is a joke, but Madonna steams up the screen considerably. This seemed like the perfect role for her, because it didn't even seem like she was acting. She so adeptly teases and torments Willem Dafoe that the viewer just knows that she is this kinky and sexy in real life! Madonna, handcuff me and drip candlewax on me anytime!
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Barbara Carrera is a babe!
Other Bond flicks have better action, funnier jokes, more exciting chases, better music (in fact the music is awful in this movie what ever happened to Bond songs like McCartney's Live and Let Die?) and more convincing set pieces, but none other has the sexy Barbara Carrera. Carrera as Fatima Blush is simply ravishing. I have caught this movie various times on cable, and every time I hear Fatima Blush proclaim "I am the best" and strut around in her sexy nurse's uniform I fall in love all over again. As soon as she gets quite lamely blown away by Bond, I always change the channel. The final half hour of the film is simply not worth watching without Fatima. Kim Basinger's vapid performance really pales in comparison. Unfortunately, Carrera never made another memorable film again.