- Joe McCool: He's gaining ground.
- Sarah McCool: What?
- Joe McCool: The polar bear. Margo Murphy's niece seen him just outside the Abrakebabra in Coleraine apparently.
- Sarah McCool: That close?
- Mary Quinn: I'll get the holy water.
- Joe McCool: [as he continues to watch the Take That video] Why do they keep touching themselves?
- Erin Quinn: Because they're artists, Granda.
- Joe McCool: Dirty English bastards, is what they are. No offence, son
- [nods towards James]
- Joe McCool: [as he watches a Take That video on TV] God Almighty! I don't know what the world is coming to. Bloody perverts!
- Mary Quinn: You're overreacting, Da.
- Joe McCool: Overreacting? That lad's got no trousers on, for Christ sake!