- [the TV switches to a static. Gerry tries to get the signal back]
- Granda Joe: What are you futtering at?
- Da Gerry: The picture's just gone a bit sort of...
- [Joe hits the TV]
- Da Gerry: Dear Jesus!
- Granda Joe: You have to give it a bit of a shock, now and again.
- [Joe hits the TV again]
- Granda Joe: You have to keep it on its toes.
- Da Gerry: I'm not sure you do have to keep it on its toes, Joe. It's a television.
- [Joe hits the TV repeatedly and more agressively]
- Da Gerry: OK, OK, OK! I'm just going to turn it off and on again. That usually does the trick.
- [Gerry turns the TV off and on again]
- Da Gerry: There we go. Hmm? Doesn't seem to be anything happening now.
- Granda Joe: This stupid prick's broken the TV, Mary!
- Ma Mary: For God's sake, Gerry.
- Granda Joe: He's been futtering.
- Da Gerry: Excuse me, you're the one that was thumping it repeatedly, Joe.
- Granda Joe: I'll thump you repeatedly!