In this thrilling update to Minecraft, we've got BEDS. Lewis and Simon generate a random new world with the seed "Mojang" and get to work trying out the exciting stuff.
If you actually want to see weather as it is supposed to work, check Notch's video. If you want to see two fools stumble around for 22 minutes and find nothing of worth, watch this one.
Lewis and Simon take a look at the leaked Minecraft 1.8 Pre-release and as Notch said, they feel slightly bad about it. ALL NEW CONTENT: Ravines and Rivers. It's all change baby.
Lewis and Simon take a look at the leaked Minecraft 1.8 Pre-release and as Notch said, they feel slightly bad about it. ALL NEW CONTENT: Endermen and endless abandoned mine-shafts. It's the future baby.
Lewis and Simon take a look at the leaked Minecraft 1.8 Pre-release and as Notch said, they feel slightly bad about it. ALL NEW CONTENT: NPC villages, wells and tables. It's all like a new game baby.
Lewis and Simon take a look at the leaked Minecraft 1.8 Pre-release and as Notch said, they feel slightly bad about it. ALL NEW CONTENT: steak, roast chicken and other exciting items. It's Minecraft 1.8 baby.
Lewis and Simon take a look at the leaked Minecraft 1.8 Pre-release and as Notch said, they feel slightly bad about it. ALL NEW CONTENT: silverfish and watermelons. It's the best thing to happen in gaming this year baby.
In maybe the last part of our 1.8 update, we look at giant mushrooms and the strange and creepy underground "strongholds" added by Notch. These one-per-server procedural-generated big dungeon things are so strange and creepy.
Simon starts up the official 1.8 release for the first time, finds a crevice with a mine in it right next to his spawn, finds an Enderman hiding in there and hits the big red button marked RECORD.
Enchanting tables that don't do anything yet, and a mixture of new potions that give you some status effects. Nothing particularly revolutionary here, but it's fairly nice.
The end credits for Minecraft, as revealed in today's 1.9.6 pre-release patch. This is 100% real and genuine. Without speeding up, this is EIGHT MINUTES of text.