- Christy: [opens Wendy's present, takes out two lung shaped pillows, one flesh toned, one black and white] Great, thanks.
- Wendy: They're lungs, we use them in the hospital to scare teenagers out of smoking. Normal lung, smoker's lung, in just six months, that looks like that.
- Christy: So you're saying I'm good till June.
- Bonnie: [to Tammy] Would you mind switching seats with me? There's a squirrel out there that looks like he's wearing pants and it's distracting me.
- Bonnie: [on why she walked out of the GED] It didn't help that they had that room set to about a billion degrees, and the guy in the desk behind mine was a mouth breather who sounded like Darth Vader.