- Santa Claus: Looks like someone's staying on the naughty list. Larry, light him up.
- Larry: Ho, ho, ho, you ugly mother...
- [Larry guns down a Predator]
- Santa Claus: Larry, you son of a bitch.
- Santa Claus: Sprinkles, you're bleeding.
- Sprinkles: I ain't got time to bleed.
- [the Alien egg opens]
- Santa Claus: Ho, ho, holy sh...!