- Olivia Moore: Guess who was tied for second place with Laurie-Beth? Elise. Ironic, right?
- Clive Babineaux: Well, I think you're using ironic wrong, but...
- Olivia Moore: Oh, I think I'm using it right.
- Clive Babineaux: Define ironic.
- Olivia Moore: Like, you know, just... Ironic.
- Clive Babineaux: Agree to disagree.
- Olivia Moore: Your ex is such a pig. You def traded up. Rav is the bomb. Like, part Prince Jr. Part Van Der Beek, but with a beard.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: She the cast of Clueless or something?
- Clive Babineaux: '90s Teen Pageant Girl brain.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Gnarly.
- Clive Babineaux: Uh... That was more '80s.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Valley girl accent] Whatever!
- Clive Babineaux: She's a Louisiana State Correctional Officer on disability, following a human bite sustained during a prison riot.
- Olivia Moore: She said she wanted to be a vet.
- Clive Babineaux: Well, I wanted to be a test pilot.
- Olivia Moore: And you can be. If you work hard and believe in yourself, there's nothing you can't...
- Clive Babineaux: You wanna hear what I got or make another one of these speeches?
- Peyton Charles: You've been on a junkie brain.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Mmm-hmm.
- Peyton Charles: Where does one hide drug paraphernalia?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Uh, nooks, holes, things of that nature. Or a hollowed-out book, a la Shawshank.
- Olivia Moore: It's just my... Martin...
- Major Lillywhite: Your dad?
- Olivia Moore: That word still does not come naturally to me. It's like calling a pine cone Your Majesty.
- Olivia Moore: I brought brain broth, and even more importantly, according to medical professionals, my emotional support through this.
- Major Lillywhite: Did you get anything out of her before you chased her to her death?
- Darcy Bennett: We yelled "stop", she said "no".
- Sergeant Sloat: Got your ID?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: You have a copy right here.
- Sergeant Sloat: They're sticklers for this stuff. You don't like it? Change the incentives.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Opens box] There's nothing in here.
- Sergeant Sloat: Yeah, that was Sergeant Paul. Not a stickler. Now fired. See how it works?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: The report was for a dealer from Mr. Boss's crew, busted a day after the boat party with Utopium in his possession. Possibly cooked by Beanpole himself.
- Olivia Moore: [On pageant girl brain] That's great. I think drugs is one of the biggest issues facing young people today. Or any people.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: It's true. Albeit unrelated. The best part is, the dealer made bail then vanished. Likely meaning Mr. Boss had him murdered.
- Olivia Moore: Oh. Well, um, murder is almost always bad. But, uh... I don't know.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: What the hell are you doing here?
- Blaine DeBeers: Is that any way to speak to a man in his own home?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: And my, what a home it is.
- Blaine DeBeers: Hey, I just heard you compliment my lamp. No takesie-backsies.