- Alphonso 'Mack' Mackenzie: Where's Coulson?
- Melinda May: He's gone.
- Elena 'Yo-Yo' Rodriguez: Was he in that explosion? Is he dead?
- Melinda May: He'll come back. Always does.
- General Rick Stoner: I'd like to buy you a beverage of your choice if that is a welcome gesture.
- Melinda May: H.R. rules frown on it.
- General Rick Stoner: As a saboteur, you don't technically report to me, Melinda.
- Melinda May: I'm Level 7. Technically, you report to me.
- Melinda May: I don't have attitude
- Phil Coulson: That's my point.
- Melinda May: Not having attitude is my attitude?
- Phil Coulson: Yes.
- Sibyl: You said I was wrong about three things. What's the third?
- Phil Coulson: Me. You see, I haven't feared death in a long time.
- Sibyl: Is that so?
- Phil Coulson: Yeah. The fact is, dying... it's kind of my super power.
- Jemma Simmons: I designed a biological implant to suppress my memories. I named her "Diana." She's adorable and we're inseparable, literally.
- Phil Coulson: Where's Daisy?
- Sibyl: Abducted by Nathaniel Malick. He wants to take her power.
- Phil Coulson: What are the chances he'll succeed?
- Sibyl: Twenty-two percent.
- Phil Coulson: Will Daisy survive?
- Sibyl: Eighty-six percent.
- Phil Coulson: That's my girl.
- General Rick Stoner: So, sucker punching me wasn't enough. You're saboteurs. Your friends blew up my rocket on the Fourth of July.
- Phil Coulson: You didn't want that thing to reach orbit, General. You would have found that out the hard way.
- General Rick Stoner: Because time-traveling robots would have turned their deadly lasers upon the Earth.
- Phil Coulson: More or less. Yeah.
- General Rick Stoner: And you. This was destined for a celebratory barbecue, Chastity. That's not your real name, is it?
- Melinda May: Melinda May. I'm not an H.R. laison.
- Phil Coulson: I think he got that from the bag of explosions.
- Daisy 'Skye' Johnson: Malick's little psycho...
- Nathaniel Malick: Psycho? Now that's unfair and very well-timed. Wow, right as I'm walking in. Hi, Nathaniel. Uh, the two of you took me hostage, changed my life.
- Daisy 'Skye' Johnson: Yeah, how about you unchain us, and we can hug it out? And HYDRA and S.H.I.E.L.D. can be together at last.