- Himself - Guest: [about the Kominsky Method] Well, I am an actor, but I have a very bad career, so I'm an acting teacher. But this-this-this streaming stuff is great. Well, you were on cable before you had to do... this gig.
- Himself - Host: Before I had to slum over on CBS.
- Himself - Guest: Before you had to slum over on there.
- Himself - Host: I was on basic cable where the art is.
- Himself - Guest: It's fantastic, you know? I mean, Chuck Lorre wrote it. He's got a great patina. And my kids and I kind of grew up- the kids grew up- we spent watching 'Big Bang Theory' and a lot of his other shows he wrote. He had a great job. And, uh, I love it a half hour comedy, but it can be 25 minutes long, 40 minutes long, uh, any leng-
- [He notices Stephen laughing]
- Himself - Guest: What are you laughing about?
- Himself - Host: I'm enjoying talking to you. I'm sitting here- I'm enjoying talking to Michael Douglas, that's all.
- Himself - Guest: That's great. I wanna make sure that- that's good.
- Himself - Host: I'm laughing with you.
- Himself - Guest: Oh, you're laughing with me.
- Himself - Host: Honest to God, I'm just enjoying it.