Colin Mochrie: [in "Mixed Messages"] All right guys, we have some trouble. I see on the monitor there's an alien ship coming from the fiery planet.
Greg Proops: [reading text messages from Jessica's phone] "Oh! Basically, go to Babs's house, and when you're on Laurel, park on the right hand side of the street. It's close to Fryman Canyon."
Colin Mochrie: That's not going to help! By the time we get to Babs's house, the aliens will be on board and we'll be fried to a crisp.
Wayne Brady: [reading text messages from Kristin's phone] "I'll put you down as supervisor of the design team at Casa Stillo. Since you're pretty much and were, I'm sure it'll be fine. If you say no, longer than-"
Colin Mochrie: [interrupting] Shut up! I am the commander of this ship!
Greg Proops: "Oh, yeah!"
Colin Mochrie: Yes, I am! So everybody, arm yourself, we may be in for a fight.
Wayne Brady: "I'm excited."
Colin Mochrie: Yeah, me too.
Wayne Brady: "I'm proud of you."
Colin Mochrie: Thank you.
Greg Proops: "So, can you take whoever wants to go and meet me there at 3:30?"
Colin Mochrie: We can't go anywhere, we have to protect the ship!
Wayne Brady: "Fo sho."
Colin Mochrie: No, not "for show", for real!
Greg Proops: "Oh, you're sleeping. K, cool. Well I haven't even burned the incense yet, I just set it up in my room, it smells AMAZING. So that's cool."
Colin Mochrie: I want everyone to calm down. I understand burning incense calms you down-
[to Wayne]
Colin Mochrie: What are you doing?
Wayne Brady: "Everything works out."
Colin Mochrie: Oh, okay, good.
Wayne Brady: "... For YOU."
Colin Mochrie: All right, they've just breached the hull.
Greg Proops: "How tall are you?"
Colin Mochrie: I'm 6'1". Why?
Wayne Brady: "Dude, yeah!"
[high-fives Colin]
Colin Mochrie: There is not a height requirement to be a space commander!
Greg Proops: "Uh, J.K., at the happy hour, they were asking how tall you were, and we both texted at the same time."
Colin Mochrie: Really? J.K.'s interested? Anyway, we don't have time for that! All right, there, in the mess hall, they're heading this way. I want you to barricade the door.
Wayne Brady: "I'm happy that you're satisfied with your repairs."
Greg Proops: "And it's not like, okay, average to be like, oh I'm comfortable telling you my height after saying you liked tall girls. Like, no."