- Hamm: [narrating] Woody was reminding us we all needed a moving buddy, when he snuck in a piece of news that made me lose my change.
- Woody: [Woody looks over his notes] Okay. Uh, oh yes, uh, one... minor note here. Andy's birthday party's been moved... to today.
- [the toys gasp and react in surprise]
- Rex: What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not till next week!
- Hamm: What's goin' on down there?
- Woody: Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was... I think, a big success. And we want to thank RC for putting that thing on for us. Thanks, RC.
- [RC car makes noise]
- Rex: But what if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
- [first lines]
- Hamm: Woody and Buzz, best of pals!
- [laughs]
- Hamm: Who'd have believed it? None of us who lived up in Andy's room thought they'd ever get along. Especially on that day Andy got Buzz as his favorite new birthday gift. Oh! Did *that* lead to trouble! Because up till then, Woody had always been number one. And once Sid and Scud here got in on the act, things got really bad. But, I'm gettin' ahead of myself here. Let me tell you what you can do here.
- [first icon flashes]
- Hamm: If you want to read and play in the story, click over there now.
- [second icon flashes]
- Hamm: Click on that picture of me with the book, and you can just sit back and listen.
- [third icon flashes]
- Hamm: Or you can click on this picture of me, and we're out of here. Now, if you're playing the story and you want to move on, use Buzz's badge here.
- [right-side wing highlights]
- Hamm: Click this arrow, and you'll go on to the next scene.
- [left-side wing highlights]
- Hamm: Click that arrow, and you'll go to the scene before.
- [middle highlights]
- Hamm: And that rocket in the middle brings you right back here. See that little picture of me at the top? Click it when you want me to tell you something over again. And this photo album here is really handy. It can take you straight to your favorite part of the story. Just use the arrows on the bottom corners to turn the pages, and then click on the photo you want to visit. Well, that's about it! So, where to?
- Hamm: Okay, so let me tell you how this business between Woody and Buzz got started. It was right before the move to the new house and we were having a staff meeting.
- Hamm: [narrating] Everybody had to get back to their places before Andy got there. We needed all the help we could get!
- Woody: Okay! We're all set!
- [kids run into the room]
- Kid: Quick, make a space! This is where the spaceship lands!
- Andy's Mother: Kids, come on downstairs! It's time for cake!
- [they run out of the room]
- Buzz Lightyear: I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
- Hamm: [narrating] Woody and all the rest of us couldn't wait to get a look at this newcomer.
- Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course en route to Sector 12. I crashlanded on a strange planet. The impact must have awoken me from hypersleep.
- [he jumps a few times on the bed]
- Buzz Lightyear: Terrain seems a bit unstable.
- [All the toys gather around Buzz]
- Woody: Howdy, partner! My name is Woody. And this is Andy's room. This is my spot, see, the bed here?
- Buzz Lightyear: [sees Woody's sheriff badge] Local law enforcement. It's about time you got here.
- [Potato Head's nose pops off]
- Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Why don't ya be more careful!
- [he reattaches his nose]
- Slinky Dog: What else can you do, Mr. Lightyear?
- Buzz Lightyear: I'll show you.
- [press red button]
- Buzz Lightyear's voice chip: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
- Rex: Terrific!
- Hamm: Not bad!
- Mr. Potato Head: Great!
- Slinky Dog: Swell!
- Bo Peep: Dreamy.
- Woody: Weak.
- [Lenny approaches Buzz]
- Buzz Lightyear: [goes into fighting stance] Hieeeee-ya!
- [gets into normal position and waves]
- Buzz Lightyear: Why, hello down there.
- Hamm: Say, you wouldn't happen to have any, uh, souvenirs or things like that, would ya?
- Buzz Lightyear: Why, yes. I happen to have a spare horse-nebula carbonickel.
- [He flicks it into the air, Hamm catches it]
- Hamm: Hey, thanks, Buzz!
- [Rex hits wing activation switch, knocks Woody off bed]
- Buzz Lightyear: Ah ah. Careful with that. You might hurt somebody.
- [turns around and inadvertantly hits Woody once again]
- Buzz Lightyear: [Woody hits Buzz's laser button] Ah ah ah ah. Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
- Woody: It's not a laser, it's a little lightbulb that blinks!
- Hamm: What's with him?
- Rex: Roaaaaar!
- Buzz Lightyear: Why, hello there.
- Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
- Buzz Lightyear: Well, perhaps we should work on that later, my friend.
- Hamm: [narrating] And who wouldn't be impressed by a Buzz Lightyear?
- Rex: Great!
- Slinky Dog: Ooooh, wow!
- Hamm: Ooh!
- Hamm: In no time at all, Buzz became Andy's favorite toy. Things were changing way too fast for poor Woody.
- Hamm: Woody got a big surprise when they stopped for gas. Buzz had hitched a ride on the van, and, boy, was he mad!
- Buzz Lightyear: [tackles Woody] So you tried to terminate me, huh, Sheriff?
- Woody: Okay! Come on! You want a piece of me?
- Buzz Lightyear: You bet!
- [Pizza Planet delivery truck arrives at gas station]
- Woody: Pizza Planet! That's where Andy is. But wait. I can't show my face in that room again without Buzz.
- [calls out to Buzz]
- Woody: Buzz! Buzz! I found a... spaceship!
- Buzz Lightyear: Well then, let's climb aboard!
- Hamm: Once they made it to Pizza Planet, Woody started looking for Andy. But all Buzz wanted was a spaceship to take him home.
- [Woody and Buzz slide in disguised as containers]
- Buzz Lightyear: Coast clear, sheriff?
- [They go off]
- Buzz Lightyear: [walks up to an arcade game] Hey there, you two! You don't have to settle your differences like this.
- [tries to leap at the screen but is blocked]
- Buzz Lightyear: An invisible force-field! Great scott, he's... he's tearing that man's heart out! This is a strange, violent civilization you have here, sheriff.
- Buzz Lightyear: [Jumps into rocketship crane game]
- Squeeze Toy Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh.
- Buzz Lightyear: Greetings! I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace. This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to comandeer your vessel to Sector 12! Who's in charge in here?
- Squeeze Toy Aliens: The Claw. The Claw's our master. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
- Woody: This is ludicrous.