Mom (TV Series)
Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous (2018)
Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett
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Quotes
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Marjorie : How's Tammy's first time buying in bulk?
Christy : Well she was nervous at first, but last I saw her she had a whole case of vitamin E and enough AA batteries to send her vibrator to the moon.
Bonnie : [walks up with a 5 gallon bucket] I think we just bought our last pickle.
Marjorie : [laughs] That's bigger than Victor!
[takes out his urn to compare sizes]
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Bonnie : So it's official, when I die I'm not getting cremated, I want to be buried, then when the zombie apocalypse happens I can crawl out of my grave and eat all your faces.
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[Everyone is riding in the car quietly after Christy pissed off Marjorie. Everyone is now talking through text messaging]
Wendy : What did you say to Marjorie?
Christy : Butt out, nosy Nancy!
Wendy : Hey!
Bonnie : I know what she said.
Wendy : Then you tell me.
Christy : Mom, shut up!
Tammy : What's going on?
Wendy : Christy pissed off Marjorie.
Tammy : Is that why no one's talking?
Bonnie : What do you think?
Tammy : Can someone send me a life in Candy Crush?
Christy : I was just trying to help.
[Confetti goes off the group text]
Christy : Sorry. I don't know how I made that happen.