Crossing Swords (TV Series)

Unchained Monarchy (2020)

Alanna Ubach: Queen Tulip

Quotes 

• King Merriman : Release us now and no harm will come to you... Mostly.

  Queen Tulip : Some light torture probably, but essentially no harm

• [Sloane's bomb rocks the prison cells] 

  King Merriman : Blossom!

  Queen Tulip : Are you all right?

  Princess Blossom : I'm still alive, Mom. Don't make such a big deal out of everything. God.

  [another explosion causes the floor to building to shake even more violently] 

  Princess Blossom : Mama!

  Queen Tulip : Sorry, darling. I'm busy not making a big deal out of it.

• Patrick : I can't believe my first real girlfriend turned out to be a criminal mastermind.

  Princess Blossom : Hohoho! Okay, wow. Dating an assassin and didn't even notice. Just another man underestimating a woman's capacity for evil. Jeez.

  King Merriman : Hang in there, Patrick. All women are assassins of one stripe or another. Most of them just kill your dreams.

  Queen Tulip : Excuse me?

  King Merriman : The kid's feeling down, dear. Some light misogyny can be a real pick-me-up.