Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Hat-Seller, Colonel, Lawrence of Arabia, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Narrator : Meanwhile, inside the hat shop...

  [Bullwinkle is trying on the Kirward Derby] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Are you sure that's the right size, Bullwinkle?

  Hat-Seller : It says right here, seven and five thirty-seconds.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's it! Now I'll just...

  Hat-Seller : One moment, sir! That'll be eight dollars, even.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Eight dollars!

  Hat-Seller : Even.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : We don't have eight dollars, even.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : If we had eight dollars, it'd be odd.

• [Boris disguises himself as a radio quiz-show host and approaches Bullwinkle as he leaves the hat shop] 

  Boris Badenov : Well, hello, hello, hello, hello! Are you ready for your question on our moose-on-the-street quiz?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hmm?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Who are you?

  Boris Badenov : Allow me to introduce myself. I'm your genial radio quizmaster Art Looklater. Now, for eight dollars cash, even, answer this one question: who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Uhh... Gee, I was reading about that just the other day. Uhh... Do you know, Rock?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Sure, but I can't tell ya. That'd be cheating.

  Boris Badenov : Go ahead, I'm not listening.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Sorry, Bullwinkle.

  Boris Badenov : Okay, I ask another question. For eight dollars, even, tell me: do you know Planck's constant of quantum mathematics?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : No.

  Boris Badenov : That's right! No, you don't! Congratulations! Here's the eight dollars, even!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Gee, thanks Mr. Looklater!

  Boris Badenov : Think nothing! Happy hat!

• Natasha Fatale : [as Boris fights Fearless Leader]  Oh, Boris, you are so brave!

  Boris Badenov : When it's two against one, I'm always brave.

• Narrator : And the two villains fought fiercely for possession of the all-powerful Kirward Derby. Oh, which one will win?

  Boris Badenov , Fearless Leader : What does it matter? We're both bad guys!

  Narrator : Gee, that's right. Well, be with us next time for Flower In The Hat or The Rose Bowler.