- General Hunter Gathers: You're throwing up in my hair and telling me it's shampoo!
- H.E.L.P.eR. MOD-2: Would you like a stick of gum to make your mouth minty without providing nutrients?
- Dr. Venture: I get it - I suddenly get it; you're children. That's why my dad put you in the pool and made you duke it out. News flash: my dad was a shitty parent! But when my boys cry about "Fairness" I remind them that fairness is the philosophical Tooth Fairy! There is no fairness!