- Jasper Dunlop: I have a plan to make them close their eyes.
- Henry Hart: Don't take your pants off.
- Jasper Dunlop: Okay, I have another plan to make them close their eyes.
- Piper Hart: We'll be better than famous. We will be Internet famous -- and that is the longest-lasting fame that there is.
- Jake Hart: I'll finally be able to quit my new job.
- Henry Hart: I invoke The Chore Wheel.
- Piper Hart: [gasps] Henry, you fool!
- Jake Hart: You sure about that, boy?
- Henry Hart: Oh, yeah, I'm sure. I'm WHEEL sure.
- Ray Manchester: Would it have killed you to catch me?
- Henry Hart: Yes.
- Ray Manchester: Yeah, you're probably right.