Narrator: One ordinary day in may, three magical Goddesses of Fate found themselves on the doorstep of a loveable college student named Keiichi Morisato. They had joy and laughter and many adventures together. And everyone was happy. Soon after their college days had ended, the Goddesses sold out and became an Anime Pop Culture Phenomenon that was shortly killed off two seasons later by the Evangelion movies. And recently it was completel evicerated in a satire that could only be known as Bad Goddess. But one bad sequel later, our humble writer fell under the impression that the first movie was a fluke. So he set out to make a second one based on a crazy nightmare he had when he fell off his medication. It paid off big time. You will fucking love this story.
Skuld: What the heck was that? Oh my god... could it be? I don't believe it. After all this time... he's real... Doctor Who is Real!
Doctor What: Why no, little girl... I'm even better than Doctor Who! I'M DOCTOR WHAT!
Skuld: Excuse me?
Doctor What: I'M EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE PUBLIC ACCESS TIME LORD!
Skuld: What the fuck is Public Access?
Doctor What: It's a tv station where anyone can come on and have their very own show!
Skuld: So it's a special needs station for people who suck too hard to get on real television? Does anybody actually watch Public Access?
Doctor What: Of course! Lots of people watch Public Access!
Skuld: What percentage of the people that watch Public Access are people that also worked on the shows?
Doctor What: Well, if it ain't on BBC, it ain't worth watching, is it?