- Bridgette: This is so not happening.
- Emily: What, why? We live together, can't you babysit for one night?
- Bridgette: Babysitting doesn't exactly jell with my plan to get off tonight.
- Alex: And I - wait. Get off from what? You don't even have a job.
- Bridgette: Come on, Alex.
- Alex: Oh, orgasm? You're trying to have an orgasm tonight and that's why you can't help look after this beautiful angelic child?
- Emily: You know what? We're gonna do the hell out of that project!
- Josh: Yeah! We're totally gonna kill it at the presentation!
- Emily: Make those other kids' patches look like S-H-I-T!
- Josh: Total S-H-I-T!
- Candice: Are you guys spelling "shit"?
- Emily: Damnit, those teachers are good!
- Josh: So glad we can send her to that school.
- Josh: Haha, look Em! Chandelier!
- Emily: I think I'm just gonna go for a walk, get some air.
- Candice: You don't wanna use your body like a paintbrush?
- Emily: Nah. You guys do your thing, I'll go do my thing.
- Josh: But we should do a thing together.
- Emily: Is that thing cleaning up this overcrowded apartment?
- Josh: Nah, there's gotta be something better. Hmm...