Family Guy (TV Series)
The Griffin Winter Games (2018)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Ryan Lochte
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Quotes
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Meg Griffin : I'm a bi...
Stewie Griffin : Knew it.
Meg Griffin : ...athlete.
Stewie Griffin : Didn't know it.
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Lois Griffin : I have to say, I'm very proud of Meg.
Peter Griffin : Who knew she was good at something? Yeah, does anybody else in the family have any secret talents we don't know about?
Chris Griffin : I'm the Quahog edging champion.
Peter Griffin : That's great, Chris. Now what's that?
Chris Griffin : It's the practice of erotic sexual denial.
Peter Griffin : [disapprovingly] Go wait in the car. And no edging!
Ron Howard : But he did continue edging. Bringing himself to the verge of sexual pleasure, only to stop at the last moment. I'm Ron Howard, and I do voice-overs for this show now too.
Kristen Bell : But that was the only voice-over Ron Howard did for the show. He asked for too much money. I'm Kristen Bell, and I do reasonably-priced voice-overs.
Josh Robert Thompson : But her voice-overs were not reasonably priced, so they turned to me. A guy who sounds like Morgan Freeman, but is not, in fact, Morgan Freeman. My name is Josh Robert Thompson, and I perform for scale.
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Stewie Griffin : Well, I have to say, you two are the best thing to happen to sports since the New York Knicks finally changed their name.
Basketball stadium announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your 2018 New York Pieces-Of-Dog-Shit!
[everyone boos]
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Peter Griffin : That's it. Like your missiles, I'm about to go ballistic.
[bird flies across screen and crashes in between his legs]
Peter Griffin : Oww! A northern bird flew into my nuts! Ahh, go to commercial!