Keegan-Michael Key: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Weird Newscasters", his quirk is "60 years of American television: The highlights"]  And thank you so much for tuning in. Eh, it's one of the first broadcasts ever.

  [hums] 

  Wayne Brady : "Oh, I'm a dancin' can", "and look at me, I'm cigarettes. They're good for ya, kids!"

  [barks] 

  Wayne Brady : "What's that, Timmy? Where? Where?" "It's a day that will live in infamy." "I had a dream that one day..."

  [babbles] 

  Wayne Brady : "All right, everybody, welcome to Soooouuuullllll Train!" "Get down tonight." "Gonna rock around the clock, ain't that right, Dick?" "Wheezy! Wheezy!"

  [babbles] 

  Wayne Brady : "Michael, Michael." "Did I do thaaaaaaat?" "Chandler!"

  [claps] 

  Wayne Brady : [to Aisha]  You were on that. "I pity da fool!"

  [mimes driving] 

  Wayne Brady : Eh... "I'm Honey Boo Boo!" Back to you.

  Keegan Michael-Key : I'm old enough to have watched all those shows.

  [pause] 

  Keegan Michael-Key : I'm eighty-seven years old. Black don't crack.