- Georgie Cooper: [trying to throw rocks at an abandoned television set] Dang it, the screen won't break.
- Erica: Bet it'll break if we blow it up.
- [reveals an M-80 firework]
- Missy Cooper: [whispering to her brother] I love her.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: [dropping Sheldon off in his classroom] Okay. I'll see you later.
- Sheldon Cooper: Are you sure you don't want to stay with me?
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: I don't think so. I don't really understand this stuff.
- Sheldon Cooper: That's how I felt when we watched Dirty Dancing, and I stayed.
- Connie 'Meemaw' Tucker: When Patrick Swayze takes his shirt off in here, I'll be back. You have a good one.