Episode list

"Girlfriend went on a date with a guy tripping on shrooms."

"The guy told me his only life goal was to invent a real life light saber."

"Talked to his mom on the phone for 20 minutes and left me all alone."

"She was convinced she was Princess Jasmine from Aladdin and insisted I refer to her as, 'Her Royal Majesty.'"

"Not mine. But too good not to share: She stabbed me."

"He gave me duct tape for a gift after we were together for a year."

"My mom had a man tell her, "We can't go out. My dog has diarrhea."

"Went on a date with a civil engineer who tried to explain quantum computing and binary info storage to me."

"Hooked up w/a guy then he kicked me out b/c he was playing golf in the morning. I told him to bogey every hole."

"Made out w/guy. Was too good at it and he came in his pants prematurely."

"First date she told me she was married."

"He offered me a pair of women's pants he bought that were too small for him."

"Went on an #OKC date with a guy who told me I was standing too close to his house plant. Not a euphemism."

"Went on a date with what I thought was just him - ended up being him and his 7 bros."

"After a bad date the tool sent me a bulleted list of things I did wrong on the date."

"She told me feminists had it wrong and spent 40 minutes talking about her uterus. She called it Betsy."

"1st date thought standing up and singing would be the best way to get the server's attention."

"Wannabe standup comedian wanted to try out his material. He thought my tears were from laughing."