Lucifer (TV Series)
Orgy Pants to Work (2019)
Lauren German: Chloe Decker
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Quotes
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Chloe Decker : LAPD! Step away from the victim! And stop... giving her notes?
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Devin : [Outside a gated nudist community] Sorry, but rules are rules. You want to go inside, you got to get naked. Either that or get a warrant.
Chloe Decker : Fine. I'll get a warrant.
[Turns around, sees Lucifer has stripped]
Chloe Decker : Lucifer!
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, when in Rome, detective.
Chloe Decker : Please put some clothes on. We are professionals. Ella, see if you can get a warrant from Judge...
[Sees Ella is also naked]
Chloe Decker : Vickers.
Ella Lopez : Bucket list?
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Chloe Decker : [a sex doll arrives at the precinct] Oh, look. There's a card.
Dan Espinoza : You really need a card to know who that's from?
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Lucifer Morningstar : ...So I'm standing there, buck naked, and then when I take my blindfold off, I realize my naughty girlfriend has only snuck us into the aquarium after hours.
[laughs]
Lucifer Morningstar : Next thing I know, we're tangled in the touch pool like a pair of randy merpeople. It was so Shape of Water.
Ella Lopez : Well, that just made my bucket list.
Lucifer Morningstar : And Eve did this thing with a conch shell... it was very creative, actually. I'll draw you a diagram if you'd like.
Chloe Decker : No. We're good. We get it.
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Chloe Decker : I'm sure Lucifer will be here soon.
Dan Espinoza : Lucky us. Maybe this time, he'll show up with a kilo of coke, or another Mexican wrestler.
Chloe Decker : That was a scheduling issue.
Dan Espinoza : More like a life issue.